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Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9

Comics

	Revel Roundup Revenge Never insult Chef Bonju. by christa_iz_cool
	Altadorian Cobb Salad "The One with the Hat" by tissuewaster
	GIMMEEEE!!!!! Really whacko. by bernice_dao
	As the Angelpi Fly- Issue 3 Maybe a rock would have been a more practical gift? by pasha_pup
	The Real Pirate Jelly I hope you guys and gals enjoy my comic. by dark_wil
	Pickled Olives So why can't they eat pickled olives? by tharkays_quest
	Millionaire Mania I'm rich! by fox914
	Restless Night: Part One wiggle by zelda2222
	Knick Knack - Origami Don't be silly. Script by kamikatze24 by pokemon_lunatic
	Context Sensetive Now avaliable in lime! by i_have_a_soul_too
	I Love My Petpet It's so good to have a petpet, isn't it? by lily19890417
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Surprise A surprise reappearance. by neo_tomi
	Sloth's Nightmare Avert your eyes. by shadow_sabre_
	TRAODAF: Virtupets Space Station Insert really old, really low-budget sci-fi movie music here by gabeedragon
	Pant Devil Woes The Pant Devil attacks!!!! by fire_princess433
	Neopian Games - Wingoball Warning: Do not touch the red gnomes... by marlee_wuz_here
	Lost&Found - Episode 1: The Origin The origin of the sweet little Gelert by kuwaigal
	Endlessinsanity - Little Cousins Whoever thought cousins could be so... adorable? by __wolf_girl__
	Whacky Wocky #o1 CookieMew finds a ghost. <3 by teeniesophie
	Abandoned- The Tale of a Red Gelert throws a rock at you :D by eveningdreamer
	How Could You POSSIBLY Know?? It's a Mystery! by crystalcat10488
	Gothic Wings - New Glasses?! Continued... At least you still make them faint... by sacred_darknezz
	Toretilas Tailz Free hugs, anyone? by vermilionlunatic
	Nightlight One random moment... Super Sweet Idea by dark_slammer by flame_shadow_
	Waffleconian Images You lose. by nickulla
	Define Idiocy If only they were wearable. by darkness1300
	Real or Fake? Aww, it's so cute... by pink_mystic_elf
	Kadmainia 2 Feeding Kadoaties can be dangerous sometimes. Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Neotwins: Behaving My Pride and Joy????? by sloan8222
	Staring Contest Hey, being feared has its advantages... by reptilliangirl
	Neopian Angst Guest starring the cutest gallery keeper ever: Jerry! by christian_in_black
	The Flip Side: of Rocks and Fish Some things lose their meaning here on Neopia. by __shichan__
	Eccentricity A conspiracy...? by kyrinn

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"A Father's Letter" by me_n_pet
You have been lead to believe that you and your sister Lisha were orphans, and you do not know who your parents are. Though you were six when an orphanage took you in, all you could remember was your name and your sister's...

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Heart of Stone
He entered the circular room that was cast in shadows, examining the ring of statues, each casting an odd, long shadow on the stone floor...

by ayame_23

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The Heart of Meridell
Battles of the past had seen many lost weapons and not all had been recovered. It was said that Meridell often would reveal these powerful weapons...

by devine_rahl

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Princess Lilac: Vanishing Princess or Runaway Royal?
What exactly happened to the royalty of Terror Mountain?

by klaus239

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The Guide to Looking Literate
So, have you ever wanted to have that charm and class of being literate?

by silverheartsz

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Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part Seven
The Lupe was yawning his fanged jaws off, scaring the passers-by to the other side of the road...

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

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I, Sloth, King of Meridell...: Part Four
As Sloth gave me a high five (something he had never done before in my life), Perry gasped, "He cheated again, Your Highness! He tripped me!"

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by chocolateisamust

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