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Issue: 232 | 24th day of Running, Y8

Comics

	Something Fishy And cheaper than grocery shopping! by ssjelitegirl
	Phwoar! That stinks! No wonder. by k_aren_z
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! Uhh... ow. by spock_luvr
	Annoying!- the Drenched! Don't you even have a napkin or somthing? by 900duckling
	Spiffy You don't know what gravity is? Oh, boy. Let me show you. by pegahorn12
	Me and Them How exciting. by hamtaro6969
	Tailspin What's taking so long? by cannonsmbt
	Why You Should Never Give a Cybunny a Snow Petpet The title is pretty self-explanatory. by liquiddragonn
	Untitled! Tis better to give than to receive... unless the gift is from Jhudora! by homage2fromage
	Neopian Comics & Co Could have fooled me... by aurora_moonbeam
	Splodge poke poke poke poke by scribble
	Awkweird That makes sense... I guess... by celestialearthenmage
	Neo-Nuts! I just don't get it! by armorandonomon
	Life of Pea Why are these things so darned popular anyways? by voodoodollee
	Tower's Problems Do you know what I like the most about Faerieland? by luimielw_amandil
	Give the Kiko a Cookie! Just one bite? by leo814
	Spilt Milk Something has happened! by nomitts
	Problems Only Neopian Goths Have Problem #1. by popeyethecat
	Mootix Madness - Bring it on Jhudora! "How much did you say you were worth again?" by leoness
	That's Just Not Right! What was it you called them? by anjie
	Neopian Insanity Uh oh... Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	Head in the Clouds Guess what I've got! by candykitty
	Hmm, How Should the Explorers Get Across the Chasm? I have a better idea. by pacmanite
	The Most... XweeStarryTear, how you can be SO popular? by ximerika
	Becoming One with Your Room I love my new jelly room! by pheonix65432
	Why? #1 Why you should never get your Wocky a miamouse... by redler1
	Attack of the Blobs Maybe next time he'll remember to bring a bowl. by frozen_spidre
	Volley Mates #1 I'm not playing with you again! by bluebellygirl
	Truth about the Grundo Leader The Grundo Leader attacks!!! by rose_cel
	Robot Troubles Well, at least they can't run away. by hernomoto
	Just the Gloves Poor Raytzu got his paws cold! by ginzag
	Edna and the Expensive Items Have you ever wondered what Edna the Witch is doing with all those Expensive Items she gets from quests? by smockey11

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Forgotten Goldmine?

Kreludan Mining Corp is one of the most underrated and overestimated games in the history of the Action category. Some people think it's too hard. Others think it's just a waste of time. But in fact, it is packed with cool things including music, and it really isn't that bad when you get the hang of the controls...

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Monster
"S-Sir… there is a small p-problem with the Spider Grundo," the Grundo stammered...

by queen_aingeal

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The Warf that Got Warfnapped
At the Lupe's side was a plain Warf, a Warf named Norp, who managed to get tangled into fascinating adventures...

by bookworm01

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Oh, Woe is Me! I Am Very Distressed!
Dr. Aigroegdede holds no blame for anything that might happen to you when you try her solutions.

by aigroegdede

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A Handful of [LDP] Sand?! *Hmph*
What else do you expect us to do with ALL this useless sand, eh?

by purplepassiony2k

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Neglect's Revenge: Part Four
Vendette thought about that, pondering the potential consequences. "I have to save my sister, and I can't do it alone. I need your help."

by ewagon

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Solkaris: The Narrative - Part Five
At their feet were three smaller disks, each with a Selket engraved upon it, facing upwards, looking up at the great talons of the birds. It was complete befuddlement to me, but to the Aisha archaeologist it was as easy as a two-piece jigsaw...

by x_marks_the_spot

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