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Blossoms~ Retry Part 11

Is that deja vu still happening?

by twillieblossom
Faeries Get Greedy

Faeries get greedy, but Balthazar's been having some issues with the Tax Beast lately, too.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Trouble in Paradise: Poles

To be fair, it is a poor design choice for Terror Mountain.

by chasing_stars44
Peas and Dreams

But, but, but... My dreams!

by adinos
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 6

Clearly, hunger makes you slow.

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

Scroll Of The Wise

Effective against scholars..?

by fourin
Trudy's Surprise Slot Machine

It scares me to death, too, everyday.

Also by guik44

by saudadesdagripe

Detective Alisha Reactions

IT'S SO OBVIOUS

Also by wuv_shadow

by roxanna203

Vegeterrible - Part 2

Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia

by pirate_11
A Fateful Meeting - Part 2

Great minds don't always think alike.

Also by gattacaa

by winner19955

At the End of the Day

Gawain has seen strange things at the bottom of the Symol Hole...

by ezel68
NeoPaper: Envelope Shortage

When you're out of envelopes, you have to get creative...

by mbredboy31
Illusen Family Recipe Cakes: An Endangered Species

WAIT!

Art By: Alexise1998

Idea By: Sasuke1322441

by sasuke1322441

TNT Has a Sense of Humor

Oh No!! Worse than a regular random event

by ozsheila061
Fur Troubles

Oh no, not again...

by sara1elo
Meepit Vs. Feepit

Yuck...

by modelsheet
Why There Can Only Be a Super Attack Pea! #5

It doesn't quite have the same effect...

Also by praline01

by industrial

Ghouls Day Off: Fall is Coming Part 1

What the Ghoul Catchers team does when they aren't working...

by pinochle
Anniversary - Part 2

There was some slight, completely unintentional miscommunication regarding the guest list.

by caylista
What Happened After the 700th Issue Was Published.

Don't tease someone who's already in a bad mood!

Also by: semmy_genius

by _clement_

 
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"Bargains Lost and Bargains Made" by scarletspindle
The first thing Matra tasted when she woke was salt. It was caked in her fur, crusted white runnels making lines down the backs of her paws. The Island Zafara groaned and tried to stand. It was no good. She stared at the wood floor that was inches from her face and felt like she was going to sick up. Everything was rocking so violently. There was a deep chuckle above her. “Awake, eh? Welcome aboard lass.” She looked up, spasms running through the muscles in her neck with the effort, and saw, backlit by the sun, the silhouette of a very proud looking Pirate Krawk. He reached a hand down towards her but she didn’t take it. Everything was flooding back to her. Last night. The fire. Her trading vessel. The pirate attack. Matra groaned and buried her head as far down into her paws as she could manage. This had to be a dream, a terrible, terrible dream. When she opened her eyes the Krawk was still there, looking down at her with what appeared to be concern sliding across his reptilian face.




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A Day in the Life of a Sewer Surfer
The clinking of the pipes fitting together was comforting to Matt, the Neopian Central Sewer Systems Engineer Wocky. For the past several years, he had been in charge of fixing the broken pipes that flooded Neopia Central back in Year Four.

Also by tanner_73

by iciclefaerie05


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Dinner with Darigan
“Have you ever met Lord Darigan, Afzal? Well, we’re having dinner with him tomorrow at six o’clock.”

The electric Blumaroo smirked, rose to her feet and paused at the head of the stairs. She was purposely not giving Afzal time to react.

“Oh yeah and my family will be there, too.”

by 77thbigby


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One Hundred Games - Part Two
These articles feature information on the first hundred games in the history of Neopets, including some that have been forgotten by most of the public. It's informative and, depending on how much you like history, entertaining, so sit down and get ready. Let's dive right in...

by azienskieth

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Made that Perfect Gallery?
Last time I spoke to you, I told you how to "Make that Perfect Gallery." How can there be another part to your rambling on you ask? Well easy!

by o_babypet4me_o

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After ACX: Part Five
Part Five - Mutant

I’m the best of all of them. I do mean it, I really am. I love being Mutant. Normal was boring and Faerie just infuriating! Yeah, sure, I looked good, but now, Mutant? It’s the best. I know it’s not usual, but I wish I could just stay Mutant.

Also by lil_em06

by swimmingstar01


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Begin Again: Part Four
Deep bags hang under Hedera’s eye. She lowers the stein, ruggedly wipes her face; and once again spends several seconds chugging at it. She spent twenty minutes eating nonstop when she first awakened – her baggy clothes do nothing to hide the thinness she gained while she was out. Lukirri shudders. What was happening to her?

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998




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