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The Untold Tales of Dr. Death

“How about I tell a story?” she said. “I have a good one saved up anyway.”

by vaeneficus
The Moach and the Mage

Everyone knows each sorceress, wizard, mage, and magician has a familiar: a focal point and animated guide through which they channel their mystic abilities.

by apothecary
Team Mutant

It's Mutant Day! Only the happiest time of year for this writer so I present this as a token of my love.

by hshtagcoffee
The Lost Crystal of Krawk Island

Let me begin the story by saying Seth was no ordinary Skeith. He was not grumpy, or obnoxious, in fact he was happy, and filled with knowledge.

by salpal26
 
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In Defense of Mutant Grundos



It’s that time of year again. The end of this month brings us the Grundo Independence Day, and a day after, as if to add insult to injury, Mutant Day is observed. With these two holidays in mind, I’ve decided to bring you an article discussing a very particular pet. My goal is to dispel most of the myths and misconceptions this pet has garnered over the years, and who knows, maybe even convince you to take one home with you in these two special days!



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What To Do?: Neopia Central
Neopia Central is the bustling heart of Neopia, it is the center of commerce and the gateway through which we all entered the Neopia world. It is often taken for granted but Neopia would not be where it is today without the bright and friendly attitude the city offers to us all.

by trixietrotter

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Food Tour: Quest for Exciting Eats
For those who are willing to experience the best food Neopia has to offer, I'm presenting to you places that do not simply serve you your dish, but also provide you a unique dining experience so fantastic you'll go home wondering how it was possible you spent these past months reaching absolutely none of your goals.

Also by seismicfury

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Young Jhudora and Queen Fyora: Part Four
The massive marble pillars made Jhudora feel as if she were a tiny speck of dust floating through the grand hall of The Academy.

by rocksysmom

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CONJUROCALYPSE: Part Two
There was once a time in Conjure’s history where all magic seemed lost, forever.

Also by emberfusion, kat_bus and illegalangelx

by remidica


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Sunny Side Up: Coffee
It must wait.

by amarettoball

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Today I learned! Book 4
Learning is fun - book 4 of 9.

Also by fluffyluloo

by syariesx




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