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Grave Danger Delights

She had to go to the meeting though, otherwise who knows how atrocious the Ball would turn out. They were absolutely dependent on her fine taste in decorating and they’d be utterly lost without her.

Also by wellthatsfantastic

by juggal3tt3j

Mutant Bog

Sequel to Cafeteria Food.

by forestfleet
The Cherry Blossom Princess

She was most commonly found by the cherry blossom trees, everyone thought her odd, as they preferred dressing up and going to royal functions, and she preferred the comfort in the solitude she found being by herself in the cherry blossom forest.

by _the_spardel_queen_
Tenz and Steel~ A pound story

Tenz was always looking out for him, even though Steel was older. Steel was supposed to be the one who looked out for the younger boy, but Tenz was bigger than he was, and stronger, and scarier, and just wasn't a good target for bullying.

by rkbear
 
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"Mutant Bog" by forestfleet
The wheels of the wagon creaked as Chris and his Neopets rode deeper into the Haunted Woods. A month after the teaching incident, Chris figured it wise to entertain other moneymaking ventures. Something other than hoping the Stock Market was sturdy. Void, a Wraith Chris discovered during the War of Faerie's Ruin, was left home alone. While Starry and Whisper wondered about the decision, Chris said she would be a lot safer home, than if she came with them. Next to him, against the wall of the wagon, was Whisper. The two talked, switching topics frequently. It went from jelly to Tyrannia. They discussed who would win if Brightvale or the Lost Desert warred. Starry, meanwhile, let a little baby Draik ride on her back. That was one of the few times Chris saw Starry smile. Violet, the Shadow Pteri, caught his attention the most. She sat alone in a corner, reading a book. Violet wasn't with anyone else, and while she wasn't terribly young, he wasn't sure how she could go alone to the Haunted Woods. "Hey, Violet," Chris called during a dialogue dry spell between him and Whisper. "What are you doing, coming to the Haunted Woods alone?" Violet smiled and said, "My babysitter's going to be there. She rode alone." Chris squinted. Two months now she kept claiming she was with a babysitter, but he never heard news of her parents. All he knew was her mother was painted Island, and her father was Lost Desert. "Can you introduce me to your babysitter?" "No, she doesn't like talking to others. She's more focused on other things. Sorry." He always got a response like that whenever he asked.




Other Stories


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Is Your Neopet Ready To Go Vegan?
ver since the Health Food shop opened in the Neopian Bazaar and Shenkuu was discovered in Year 8, tofu dishes and vegan platters have been introduced, and it’s been easier than ever for your Neopet to jump on board with this trendy diet! Here are some FAQs for both you and your pet.

by hey_choking_hazard

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Travelling Neopia on a Budget
Make sure your pets have a great time without breaking the bank with these tips for some cheap but exciting Neopian vacations.

by 1isprime

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Yooyuball Dreams: Part Three
The parade had only just started for the people standing at the beginning, and the team was the final group to go through, so it would be a while before they reached the two friends. Marcia was full of nerves as she clutched her shoulder bag with Xana the Yooyu inside of it.

by golden1188

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Monster Hunter: Part Four
“I know we agreed not to talk about it, but I've been wondering about it recently,” Kell answered. “Since I didn't want to talk to you about it because of our agreement, I went to Janet.”

by chasing_stars44

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The Overused Polarchuck Joke
Such a classic...

Also by neo_gurly48

by roxanna203


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Snowager Stakeout
But is the prize worth the risk?

by applejuicerain



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