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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

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Dr. Frank Sloth has been one of the greatest super villains of all time. So this is a day we must come together to celebrate...

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The Voice of Neopia: An Interview with Dr. Sloth
Dr. Sloth wants YOU to help him in his quest for world domination!

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Berry Troubles
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