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"Not the Same" by water_glass
"Excuse me? I didn't ask for a response. I give out quests for no reason. I need items and I don't want to bother getting them myself. I also don't want to be bothered. I placed a sign outside my door so no one would come knocking bothering me and here you are all peppy and grinning asking what I want? I want you pesky Neopets to stop bothering me..."

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Show, Don't Tell
Sometimes it's best to say nothing...

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The Princess Whose Tears Were Jewels
It took the Acara a long time to finally fall asleep since while she kept crying, her tears kept turning into jewels...

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Seven Succulent Suggestions for Scoring Neofriends
I'd probably say that meeting people from around the world is the greatest thing about Neopets.

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Danger! Danger!
"That was the reason they built Faerie City in the first place. It was to see just how much weight the clouds could support..."

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Hannah's Vacation
Funny coincidence.

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Meepit Tricks!
I want a cookie!

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