New Series

It was a Christmas Eve most would prefer to not remember later on. It was cold and damp outside, and a blizzard was stirring up...

Also by dan4884

by chocolateisamust

Falling into the Pot - Edna's Story: Part One

My mother and father were standing outside the tent of a Neopian Seer. They decided to step inside for a bit from the cold...

by shrinkme

The Darkest Faerie Rises: Part One

She was a young dark faerie who hated who she was. She did not want to be evil or cruel; she thought that it was not fair that she could not decide what kind of faerie she was to be...

by ewagon

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

Snowager Teasing 101

The first way you can annoy the Snowager is by gluing his treasure to the ceiling. I know this because I saw a bunch of meepits do it. (Notice it’s always the meepits who do stuff...and then humans repeat what they did.) When he's asleep, take all of his stuff, and painstakingly glue it to the ceiling one by one...

Other Stories

---------

Because It's Christmas, After All
I used to live with my owner, Makayla. She was the nicest owner ever. She painted me cloud and groomed my fur daily...

by lavendergoddess79

---------

Peas and Carrots: the Zebinator
"When I release this baby," Phloosh told Zebie, "we shall rule over all of Neopia, you and I. I shall be KING!"

by costa_rican_girl

---------

How To Roleplay: Interact
The first goal of a roleplayer is to try to involve everyone. Role-playing is a social act...

by orginalcliche

---------

Pressing Your Luck with Black Pawkeet Slots
Sure, you can pay the bills for your neohome, buy food for your pets, and maybe even buy some codestones to train them. But your measly savings are hardly enough for that paint brush you've always wanted.

by tessd1891

---------

Who's Speech Bubble is it Anyways?
I wish I worked for Santa Claus.

by bananas11113

---------

All Ears - Christmas Crossover!
You silly child!

Art by nut862

by evanescent_pudding

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.