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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Kidnapped Kadoatie - Part One

He felt as if someone were… watching him. Lance glanced over at the window. It was slightly open, to let the cool month of Hiding air flow through. The silk curtains swayed in the breeze.

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part One

"Sorry," the boy muttered urgently, "but there is someone in there I really must see this instant!"

by tambourine_chimp
The Prophecy of Four: Part One

Pressing a glowing bottle into the faerie's hand, the instructions continued. "Slip this into the drinks of the faeries you wish to know the hearts of. You will see . . ."

by jade_steel
Judgment: Part One

Memory filled the room, if the room had not been so empty, the memories would have been lost in the clamor of everyday life, but because there was so little, even the most transparent of thoughts filled it with vivid pictures...

by orginalcliche
 
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Turmaculus, aka Turmy. The second you say his name, you have people all over, either upset - or a selected few, joyful. Either way, he is quite well known around Neopia, though also very much despised. This fellow is the source of something very important in Neopia - a lovely avatar...



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Around the Heart of the Mountain
"There is one question still remaining," the Keeper continued gravely. "Who released the monster?" Silence. "Who loosed the Bringer of Night? If among the fallen, let the name be spoken. If among the living... step forward."

by schefflera

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Resolutions
"I love it out here. It's just too bad we couldn't make some sort of profit off of it. I'm not real into Neopoints, as you know, but a girl's gotta eat."

by charmedhorses

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Invaders and Foes: The Chia Fruit Bowl
The newest invaders and foes of Neopia? CHIAS (bye-bye Lupes). Bulge out your eyes, drop your jaws, scream in terror all you want, it’s not going to change anything. Just a slight correction to my prior saying: I didn’t exactly mean all Chias.

by blubblub317

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In-Depth Guide to Training Your Neopet
How do these players get stats so high? How do they beat you with weapons that never worked for you? This guide to training your pet should help a bit :)

by scalibur777

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Totally Serious
We're SERIOUS comic-type-people!

by cati65

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Life With Snowager #6
The many faces of the Snowager...

by moondust_dreams



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