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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 8

Well, that's something you don't see everyday.

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 13

It's who you do it with...

by blackaavar
That's Not Neocola

This can't be happening..

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Vending Machine Grand Opening

Oops....

by myriadz
Daily Issues

No pets were turned into frogs in the making of this comic.

by sophiaabic
Ready to go on adventures?

As long as you let me steal something...

by nightly_shade
I hate him!!

Solidarity, Bro!

by kyuugou
What do you eat?

It was not meant to be serious...

by janderson_lee
Sunny Side Up: Side Effects of Ruling

Jazan has now decreed that before every coronation, one court adviser must report the side effects of being a king.

by amarettoball
Gnorbu 101

Thick mane problems.

by dizahh
NeoPaper: Magical Faerie Communication Slate

Isn't Faerie magic wonderful...!

by mbredboy31
Beauty Contest truth

Just some painful truth over competition at the Beauty Contest...

by arijuka
Gnorbu Rights

Please stop shearing us..

by cooitiger
Which way to Faerieland?

That doesn't seem right...

Also by _9_volt_the_gamer_

by marcthegr8est1

 
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Origin of Neopia



Many of you are here today wondering why you should read this article. You say you already know how Neopia came to be; the most popular answer being that it was created by Donna Williams and Adam Powell in 1999. Today, I am here to tell you that Neopia is actually two thousand years old!



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The Eye of the Beholder
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, some say. Well, that may be true. But, it does not answer to the truth that there are some who benefit from their looks far more than others. That is why we have models and enviable celebrities and popular students at school who use their appearances to their advantage. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, are there some eyes whose opinions carry heavier weight? Or, is it simply that more eyes perceive these lucky individuals as the most beautiful?

by apple_spritzer

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All For a Gift
“After all, who can be sad in the Month of Celebrating?” the Draik asked herself. Almost as if to prove her wrong, it was at that moment she heard the sound of someone sniveling. She got up and looked behind the building, only to see a Neopet curled up in a ball, with a hat covering her head and her face buried in her arms.

by winter_pony4

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A Neo-Adventure Awaits…
Have you always wanted to write your own adventure? This guide will show you how!

by eyre101619

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Assignment 53: Earn that Avatar and Trophy!
Do you jump for joy upon earning another pretty avatar for your collection? Do you spend countless hours polishing the 100+ trophies in your cabinet, still yearning for a new addition? Or are you just a fan of Aishas? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then this guide is for you

by _brainchild_

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Nonlinear Companions: Dawn: Part Six
"It's starting to snow," I observed. "The Ice Caves are like, indoors, right?" Westron laughed at me, "Well, caves are predominantly 'indoor' locations, in fact, I'd go so far as to say it’s a defining feature of them."

Also by ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_


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Dreaming of Adventure: Part Four
“Hey, look who it is! Cairo!” Stevie interrupted Ramona and Sweet’s conversation and pointed with his stubby trunk. The adults turned to look and Stacie stirred on Sweet’s lap. The eventide Wocky had just entered the inn. The dinner crowd had just begun to enter. Sweet looked at Ramona and tilted her head towards Cairo. “Would you mind if I spoke to Cairo? There are some things I feel must be said to him. He is the cause of all of this mess that we are currently in.”

by 77thbigby



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