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	Kelp?! Whoops? Also by Pinksrainbow by lyndsey4657
	NeoPaper: Repeat Cycle Hooray! My vocal chords are saved! by mbredboy31
	Eclectic Antics: Lever of Doom Avatar collectors are not mad. Okay, maybe a little. Also by parody_ham by amarettoball
	Questionable Parenting Our favorite sewage surfing Wocky has to babysit for an hour, what will he do? by rebeccagirl
	Apple Chia Oh no.... Also by icygal2310 by chiefgrumpy
	The Power of the Lips Uh, everyone could use some? by royal_real
	Random Oddness Doesn't matter if they're slightly used, right? by mistyqee
	The Source of All Things Wonderful Ever wonder where all the Thyoras Tears came from? Also by steve_km by toffeedatepudding
	Faeries and Their Quests What do they do with all these items? by brenda_bbm
	Neggsweeper - A Game That Sweeps You Away! Just my luck. Also by Breezah_baby by mustikeuh121
	Why Kadoaties Don't Make Good Supporters That's not really the noise we were looking for Also by azusa_k by brooklyn3223
	I'll Throw a Party If This Works Also by balynx by bittersweet52
	Squid Slippers: HP Hassles Talk about playing favourites... by cosmicfire918
	Fishing For Trouble Problems can multiply quickly. :( Also by spurstrap by suixx
	The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 3 Wait, what? Why are we here? by tigerkitten41

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A Day at the Usul Appreciation Club

TERROR MOUNTAIN, LIVE - Kuszemi: Greetings, fair stranger from yon! Welcome to the weekly Usul Appreciation Club, which is convened every Thursday. We don’t usually have guests here, but we are actively seeking sponsors for the Yoo-Sul Championship which we are hoping to attend this year, so here you are. Between you and me, I’m hoping to get some of those people at the Obelisk over to our side, I hear they have some good players. Anyway. There’s a plate of scones there on the table and I have a kettle of tea on the hob, so please feel free to help yourself. Brains Mortigan: (around a mouthful of what looks suspiciously like a Brains Muffin) Yoo, get on wi’ it, yer wastin’ brainlight. Garin: (snickers a bit) Yeah, and what’s with the fancy archaic speech?.

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Unwelcome
“Hey, where’s Flo?” I asked, suddenly realizing that the halloween Cybunny was nowhere to be seen. “Flo? Oh. She’s just out running some, uh, errands,” my owner said carefully. I narrowed my eyes suspiciously. I wondered if she knew that she was as terrible at lying as I was at making questioning faces that looked threatening.

by butterfly7672

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The Gifted Faerie
Professor Thierra sifted through the miscellany mess of papers on her desk, glancing up at Aleha in-between scribbles. The movement of the room was still for the present time; Aleha modestly preoccupied with her books and Thierra contemplatively preoccupied with her papers and Aleha.

by redken9x9

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A Guide to a Happy Neohome
Is your Neohome dull and in need of a makeover? Is your Neohome sad? Well, fear not Neopian because you are about to read an amazing guide on how to turn your drab, dull and dusty Neohome into a bright, sparking and happy Neohome!

by princess__neo277

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Aging With Neopets
Let those grey hairs show with pride!

by schadenfreudee

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Sakhmet Stories - The Witch And The Thief: Part One
No one knows where she came from, or who she is. To the children who lay in bed listening to their nighttime stories, Nephthysma the desert witch exists as a way of scaring young Neopians to sleep.

by iamnotaaron

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Sylva's Spirit: Origins: Part Two
he water was bright, and as Sylva stood on deck with Eliza sitting near him, he felt almost no fear. Almost. He carefully reached inside his pocket and pulled out the letter, yellowed with the age of barely two years.

by jrayeb3

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