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	NeoPaper: Grenegg?! Of course it's a great idea! by mbredboy31
	Eclectic Antics: Confessions of an Ex-Baby In which Kaune suddenly becomes several times her previous body size. by amarettoball
	Misunderstandings Not everyone appreciates a warm welcome... by hummush
	Nothing Happened At ALL! No one saw it, just walk it off. by iluminescent
	Neoquest Adventures Neoquest is silly sometimes. by alliieennss
	Troubles Made of Chocolate But... chocolate! by liezelotte8
	Coconut Shameless How dare you by brenda_bbm
	Aishadventures: Faerie Quest Some pets are more literal minded than others. by aml715
	Why Amira is Still a Princess Uh, seriously? by likelife96
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	Getting a Picture with Kanrik Hey Master Thief can I get a picture with ya? Also by murillion by shadowlugia_92
	Durian Difficulties: Part 3 Your attitude is stinkin' up the place Also by bha288. by joslucca3000
	The Richest Slorg A Slorg so fancy and rich that he needs a second monocle. by simbologies
	Ol' Reliable - Part 2 Always carry Ol' Reliable by lockord
	Squid Slippers: Meteor Mysteries Wheeeeee! by cosmicfire918

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"Confessions of King Skarl's Hair Stylist" by redken9x9
I’ve been told that many people would – What? I can’t say that word? Fine. I’ve been told that many people would MURDER to have my job. I say – YOU CAN HAVE IT! My name is Marcel Picklesby. Like anyone else, I was foolish enough to think that working for royalty would land me in the spotlight and get me featured on the Neopian Times for my dazzling artwork and suave sense of style. Instead, I’m featured on the Neopian Times for completely different reasons. I’m here to clear up the confusion behind my departure from Meridell Castle and I want all of Neopia to know the truth. I came on board shortly after all the drama with Kass concluded. The hair stylist before me disappeared after a fatal encounter with Kiss the Mortog. Poor thing! I do believe the Mortog’s are responsible for more fatalities than Darigan and Snow Roller combined. It’s gotten so bad in fact that a new swamp is forming right on the borders of Meridell! What is that majestic green pond you ask? Why, it’s none other than a myriad of a Mortog guts and Avvie Collector tears! But I digress. Dear friends, the real reason I’m speaking to you today is for the sole purpose that you do not fall victim to the senseless mind control that Skarl is not only inflicting upon the inhabitants of Meridell, but on the whole of Neopia itself.

Other Stories

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An Unexpected Meeting
Madeliynn was a simple, tender-hearted Blumaroo who lived alone in a small town outside Neopia Central. She had not seen much of the wider world Neopia, though she dreamt of it, for she was quite terrified of the wonders and terrors she might face alike.

by pepper_imp

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Confessions of King Skarl's Hair Stylist
I take no responsibility for hurt feelings. Skarl, you dweeb. :) The truth is out.

by redken9x9

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Finding Time For Your Pets When Life Gets Busy
We’ve all had times when we are so busy we barely have time to eat and sleep, let alone find time to feed and play with our Neopets. Rather than let our accounts languish, there are some things that you can do to keep your account moving forward, even in the busiest of times.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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The Ten Worst Petpets for Faerieland: A List
If you’ve ever visited my homeland of Faerieland, you know exactly how full of purple, fluffy nonsense it is. Sure, it’s cute for the first week or so, but being surrounded by the same pink billowy clouds day after day gets exhausting. You know what else is exhausting? Choosing a petpet.

by bizniscorg

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part One
“What's the big deal, Janet?” James asked. He walked down the gangplank, taking our bags with him. “Why don't you like this place?”

I crossed my arms. “Let's just say that the last time we were on Krawk Island, it didn't end well.”

by chasing_stars44

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The Ghosts of Roo Island: Part Two
Five to midnight, and I was standing outside the hospital with a hulking big ladder under my arm. Not how I usually spent my Saturday nights, let me tell you.

by phoenix_through_fire

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