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Issue: 701 | 2nd day of Collecting, Y17 |
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Comics
 | Blossoms~ Retry Part 11Is that deja vu still happening?
by twillieblossom |  | Faeries Get Greedy Faeries get greedy, but Balthazar's been having some issues with the Tax Beast lately, too. Also by tizzlestix
by msjanny |  | Trouble in Paradise: PolesTo be fair, it is a poor design choice for Terror Mountain.
by chasing_stars44 |  | Peas and DreamsBut, but, but... My dreams!
by adinos |  | Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 6Clearly, hunger makes you slow. Also by bha288
by mandypandy667 |  | Scroll Of The WiseEffective against scholars..?
by fourin |  | Trudy's Surprise Slot MachineIt scares me to death, too, everyday. Also by guik44
by saudadesdagripe |  | Detective Alisha ReactionsIT'S SO OBVIOUS Also by wuv_shadow
by roxanna203 |  | Vegeterrible - Part 2Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia
by pirate_11 |  | A Fateful Meeting - Part 2Great minds don't always think alike. Also by gattacaa
by winner19955 |  | At the End of the DayGawain has seen strange things at the bottom of the Symol Hole...
by ezel68 |  | NeoPaper: Envelope ShortageWhen you're out of envelopes, you have to get creative...
by mbredboy31 |  | Illusen Family Recipe Cakes: An Endangered SpeciesWAIT!
Art By: Alexise1998 Idea By: Sasuke1322441
by sasuke1322441 |  | TNT Has a Sense of HumorOh No!! Worse than a regular random event
by ozsheila061 |  | Fur TroublesOh no, not again...
by sara1elo |  | Meepit Vs. FeepitYuck...
by modelsheet |  | Why There Can Only Be a Super Attack Pea! #5It doesn't quite have the same effect... Also by praline01
by industrial |  | Ghouls Day Off: Fall is Coming Part 1 What the Ghoul Catchers team does when they aren't working...
by pinochle |  | Anniversary - Part 2There was some slight, completely unintentional miscommunication regarding the guest list.
by caylista |  | What Happened After the 700th Issue Was Published.Don't tease someone who's already in a bad mood! Also by: semmy_genius
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Headlines "Bargains Lost and Bargains Made" by scarletspindle The first thing Matra tasted when she woke was salt. It was caked in her fur, crusted white runnels making lines down the backs of her paws. The Island Zafara groaned and tried to stand. It was no good. She stared at the wood floor that was inches from her face and felt like she was going to sick up. Everything was rocking so violently.
There was a deep chuckle above her. “Awake, eh? Welcome aboard lass.”
She looked up, spasms running through the muscles in her neck with the effort, and saw, backlit by the sun, the silhouette of a very proud looking Pirate Krawk. He reached a hand down towards her but she didn’t take it. Everything was flooding back to her. Last night. The fire. Her trading vessel. The pirate attack. Matra groaned and buried her head as far down into her paws as she could manage. This had to be a dream, a terrible, terrible dream. When she opened her eyes the Krawk was still there, looking down at her with what appeared to be concern sliding across his reptilian face.
Other Stories
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A Day in the Life of a Sewer Surfer The clinking of the pipes fitting together was comforting to Matt, the Neopian Central Sewer Systems Engineer Wocky. For the past several years, he had been in charge of fixing the broken pipes that flooded Neopia Central back in Year Four.Also by tanner_73
by iciclefaerie05 |
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Aid from the Order Deep in the twisting depths of the Haunted Woods, that was where the wizards made their home. The Order of the Red Erisim they called themselves. Wizards and witches of the greatest repute and power were selected for membership. Between them, they commanded the greatest magic on the planet.
by herdygerdy |
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5 Thoughts on the Charity Corner She’s back! Granny Hopbobbin is BACK! Here we are my fellow Neopians for one more year of being kind and having a lot of fun with another edition of the Charity Corner event. Are you ready to make a good action? Let’s see how generous you can be!
by mazaii_3 |
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Why Do YOU Love Your Favorite Pets? There is a new generation of Neopets players, people who have only ever known the version of Neopets that enables the customization of pets. Curious about this newer generation of players, I thought it would be interesting to ask the Neoboards why THEY love their favorite pet species. I received a lot of thought-provoking replies!
by indulgences |
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The Sisterhood of Terra and Phee: Part Three "Terra!" The Pink Uni calls her name so enthusastically, it's almost frantic. I couldn't discern what else she said. It was too low for my still-dreaming brain. It was too fast. We were just waking up when she came in. It's a Tuesday. When we passed the menu board last night at supper, I noticed when I looked under 'Tuesday's Meals!' that we weren't having tacos. I should have known right then.
by lizzy_beth_750551 |
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On The Revolution of Heavenly Spears: Part Two When Ryshu entered the school the next day, he had absolutely no idea what to expect. He had a few theories, though none of them were concrete: first, that the Master wouldn’t be there to welcome him, and second, that he was expected to be in the same room as the one he was in the day before.
by sampleneopian |
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