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	The Class of '08 Part Four It's already time for the third challenge... by _dead_meat_x_
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.3 "Use this wisely!" by lawrence_189
	Picmon Adventures! - What's your Team?!! It's Roo! by larenchan
	*boing!* ...ow. by ebily
	Four is too many -- A Royal Workout The easy, level gaining, risk - free way to get your pet up off the couch and outside!! Join Colt's Fitness Plan... by dragons_rulz797
	To Write Comics Is Very Difficult... ...very very very very very difficult. (And I still need one idea.) by _fontain_faerie_
	My Complex Totally better than yours by ladyxzeus
	The Sloth Interview Special interview with Dr Frank Sloth! by konayukii
	Game Pun This idea came to me, naturally, in the middle of a game of Hasee Bounce I was losing terribly! by jbubblekitty
	All in a Day's Work Aahhhh! It talks! It talks! by _razcalz_
	Lucky Break Free soup? by pepper_kitten_
	Medical Tree: Step Out Shoes I bet they look classy on you. by leetmango
	Forest Bound GWAAA!!! by izzybellaw
	Fountain Fumbles 1 I'll be all better soon... by sapphireflames
	neoventures #2 There's no easy way to complete an Illusen's Quest. by guardianpinkneko
	Land of Pacman Whack-a-smite... by pacmanite
	Symbol of Insanity #2 (Yes, I'm counting them now ;D) AIEEE!!! A SPYDER!! by pikemaster1
	dysfunctional.2 Pirating for dummies? by oo_l3ubbles_oo
	...Humor Intended The problem with spooky food. by coffee_rush
	Before Faeries had Faces ...and why is there an explosion behind you? by quadricat
	Pickles and Unis This is a must see for whoever doubts the existence of Unis.. by appyrodeo
	Sweet Revenge Have you had the Bug Brothers jump up and steal your hard-earned neopoints? Well, here's a solution... by petpet_lover8000
	When Muffins Fail Freshly baked muffins don't always bring happiness... by yampuff
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 4 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	Just Another Normal Day We have a slight problem.... by catcloud9
	Caution: May Bite You know what they say... by beastybas
	A Grey Customization Spare a thought for Grey Neopets... by shaddykins
	DA-N-GO Who can resist the yummy dango? by incorrigibletruths
	Arx Hallex Comic relief strikes again. Co-authored by neesboy by qazfan
	Slightly Ebil Grey food is very limp and soggy... by soaringeagle25
	Yabakai's Optimism She's so cheerful... by pippylouise
	When the Daily Dare Ends But I thought AAA would be happier if Daily Dare ends? by pacute_2121
	Neovian Noise 300 NC down the drain... by miz__hunter
	Tiny But Tough - Grey Day special ...The woes of a lone grey Aisha... by crazy_kathy

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A Happy Neobuddy

Now I look back and ask myself, how many times have I, selfishly, asked for McGee's help? And how many times was he not there when I needed him? The answer to the first question is "many," and to the second is "none." I feel ashamed of exploiting my poor red eyed friend; how cruel I am. But don't worry; if you do the same, it is never too late to correct this awful habit. Try to do things by yourself more. I know that now that you have your buddy, it becomes natural for you to ask him...

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All Hail The Mallow Grundo
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Bilge Dice: What To Keep
You don't have to win every game to make money; all you have to do is win more than 1 in 4 games.

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Lost Memories: Part Two
"I won't be here next time you come to see me. Why don't you understand that I don't want anything to do with you, or your herd?"

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The Zap that Changed it All: Part Two
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