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Issue: 220 | 16th day of Celebrating, Y7

Comics

	Sugary Evil Evil masterminds are not cute. by pocky_of_doom
	Living in Neopia! Want a new petpet? by sensuke
	It's a Hard Life When You're Evil... ... is something wrong? by k_aren_z
	Sanity Obsolete Do you know why no one does your quests? Art by nut862 by evanescent_pudding
	Bad Side to Baby Neopets There can be a negative side to wanting to have a baby neopet... by _kristina_anne_
	Squirrilia's Pages: Email Issues But I DID remember! by accasperberry3
	NeoComp The Symol Hole Concept....As Told By C.S. by chibikatza
	Chias are for Eating It's worth the money. by demonic_pulse
	VERY Random Events: Panther pink? Who knew a paint brush could be a threat... by the_panther17
	Hyper Drive So, why are we up this early? by jacfreec
	Half Off Day Wow, everything IS half off! Art by x_b0b0_x by patjade
	Eep. - In the Market This stinks. by sillie_little_thing
	Unlimited Sooooooooo, do you serve food here? by iluvdrawing
	And the Meepits Outgrabe - Christmas Special And on he rolled through frost and snow... by kittylin
	Pixels I wouldn't recommend that... by starsparkler
	The Neo397's Christmas Special P. 2 Is the surprise here yet? by isaiahdjkim
	Random Silliness He gets a little crazy sometimes... Art drawn by cute_little_cat by dragonanz
	True Fictional Facts of Neopia You won't believe your eyes... by dragonx325
	Starry Stuff Show and tell!!! by marilltachiquin
	Delishiz Yay Lab ray!! by lordandmastertenchi
	Neopian Bloopers #2 What do you call a shoyru with earmuffs on? by omomake
	Life on Market Square Now, let's talk about neopoints. by whitepawn2008
	I'm Watching You... Slurrrrppp.... by littleariel05
	Giving Thanks wishes for black tie event by plaquenil
	Hannah and... TNT gives headhache with that in bonus. by charmyc
	Petpet Tails Starring Tomos and Nabile! by little_hamsters365
	RUUNN!!! Oh no! It's my birthday... by hamtaro6969
	Bad Carma Watcher helps make a comic about the Lost Desert Puzzle. by armadi
	Kawaii - Dinnertime You're going to make dinner? by crow213
	Caring for Your Soot Petpet 101 People think soot petpets are low maintenance, but in fact... by oliver381
	Darkest Corner : Tainted? Blame the Darkest Faerie! by dark_elfa
	The Ultimate Burger What happens when the 'Ultimate burger" isn't ultimate enough? by chasing_my_shadow

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"About Sunburn" by child_dragon
There are certain things in life that you simply don't do. Getting trapped in Sakhmet City when a rather pushy Kyrii blasts it into another dimension and unleashes his undead minions onto its populace is one of those things...

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A Thief's Promise
Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along...

by summerlove77

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LUPE-X9
Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...

by dan4884

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Top Ten Ways to Avoid Taking Out the Trash
Nobody likes garbage duty. It's an annoying, bothersome, smelly job. So I have carefully devised some plans for you, dear reader...

by animalnutz1993

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Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2]
Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...

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by fip

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Christmas Warmth: Part One
"Good morning," she mumbled. They walked down a long hallway with metal silvery walls, the spiral doors on either side opening continuously, allowing other Grundos to spill in...

by neo_star_queen

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Inexorable: Part Three
Ryddle rushed up to the ghost Lupe, leaving the rather confused Tyger on the front steps. "Phantom! You didn't tell us you'd be coming!"

by haannsolo

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