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5 Neopian Foods You Can Make At Home

"Hi, my name is Bun! Have you ever seen a Neopian food and wondered, hmm, I bet I can make that for cheaper? Well, I'm going to show you how!"

by itsbun
The Very VERY Stale Bread: Lost Desert Saga

A collection of parody articles written during Altador Cup XVI.

by no1_tails_fan
More Gross Foods That Aren't as Gross as You Think

"Hello! After a long time, we’re back with part 2 of maligned “gross” foods. Yes, there are more!"

by yzhen_121993
A Comprehensive Guide to Elder-Care

I am a social worker, and do home safety assessments and case management for seniors.

by cryistalene
Interviewing the Chairmain with Way Too Long a Title

Celebrating Altador Cup XVII with 17 Questions

by sir_serene
 
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"White River Crossing" by parody_ham
Rohane clutched his aching side. It wasn’t much farther now. Soon, he would find an inn in White River City, rest, and buy the potions that he sorely needed. On the edge of his vision, he saw a bright glimmer. Could that be the city? But why was the light swirling and fading? He lifted his legs as if they were made of stone. With how bruised they were from Zombom’s barrage of magical blasts they might as well have been. “Next time,” the words came out as a wheeze, “I’m bringing more healing potions.” Perhaps that collision with the cave wall shattered more than his spare sword. He stumbled a few steps, barely catching himself in time.




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Hatched
Grenth glided in a lazy circle over the summit of the highest mountain in Tyrannia. The camouflage Skeith's variegated greys would allow him to easily hide among the rocks and foliage on the ground, but now... collab with kebicorn

by joanna_lewis

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White River Crossing
Rohane clutched his aching side. It wasn’t much farther now. Soon, he would find an inn in White River City, rest, and buy the potions that he sorely needed. On the edge of his vision...

by parody_ham

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The Iridescence of Amber - Part 1
The Case of the Amber Statues

by therock4678

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land - Part 2
"This week, our two adventurers will be exploring Neopia’s tropical lands. The first stop on the itinerary is none other than Neopia’s most popular vacation destination, Mystery Island." collab with cutiepie4707

by doglover3662

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Good Mood is Relative
The Space Faerie must be in a good mood...Collab with g_elena__uu_g and iam_puma_master

by dollsuki

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Random Oddness
Brains or brawn, you can only pick one.

by mistyqee



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