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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself

Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

by aevenanil
Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild

What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

by angelacaprio115
A Guide to Advanced Fonts

Let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful.

by jj2277
The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition

This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo.

by chrissy468141
An Interview with Punchbag Bob

Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17
Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 1

One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated
 
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"I've Never Felt Better" by catofparadise
He was a gray Wocky, with no sort of color on him at all save for his mane, which was a rather gloomy and depressing shade of blue. He wore a suit, a top hat, and a frown. He was sitting in a large blue chair in front of a desk. His study was filled with shelves of...




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Banana Cream Coffee
He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained.

by moonclasp

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A Place of Rest
Slowly, ever so slowly, the stone wakes. As it does so restlessness seizes it and it trembles...

by ntkgwgoty

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Petpet Talk: Lost Adventures in Geraptiku - Part Two
"Uh, guys, can we please focus on the task at hand?" asked Chucky, waving a paw. "We are kind of lost here, remember?"

by christmas_ice

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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part Two
Waves of boiling heat rose up from the sand, threatening to cook any unwary travellers who should be stupid enough to step outside their ship without half a ton of ice to stand on.

by punctuation_ninja

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Three's a Crowd: The Autograph
Be careful what you ask for...

by bukittyan

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Jack of all Trades
Fire Pets

by robbiepants



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