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	TNT's Everlasting Pranks "WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight... by lavalampsnake99
	Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore A happy Chia is an undigested Chia! by carrotopian
	A Conundrumming Interview I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with... Also by xxxtattooxxx by lions_critters
	Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination? Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain... by temari_san_no_hoshi
	Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction? No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie? by qazx301
	The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered! When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers... by chlorinejunkie
	Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose? Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences... by kittygirl5170
	The Dirt on the Earth Faeries Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you. by pyrosquirrelx
	A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing... by brains03
	10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing Happy April Fool's Day! by donuts_254
	Faerie Wars: Tactics Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. by ladyariel32

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"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...

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Overanalyze
Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...

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The Secret Diary of Laurana Rose- READ IT AND DIE!
So, I just got back from my first ever visit to the lab ray. Um... yeah...

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Lost With Isaerios: Part One
"Jeanie, I haven't even gotten over the last vacation you dragged me on, and now you want me to go on a tour to the highest elevations in Neopia? Are you kidding?"

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Eleven
King Kelpbeard took in the tired and slightly mangled form of the island Gelert. "You will forever be venerated in Maraqua as a hero, as will your companions..."

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A Practical Mistake...
A wise Gnorbu once told me you should always think things through...

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Stolid Solids
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