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Space Stand-Up
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A Sailor's Sky
He tightly gripped the slip of paper in his claws, fearing that the gusts of wind would take his only chance at getting even a look from the Captain away from him...

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Cloudy with a Chance of OH FYORA THE SKY'S FALLING!
But of all the embarrassing and, to be perfectly frank, concerning things that I have done over the years, I believe that nothing will ever top the incident that my friends have taken to calling “The Miamouse Incident.”

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