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Growing Insanity

"Because you agreed to do Taelia's Quest and then you realised you were too cheap for the items so YOU have to tell her that you're going to fail it.. AGAIN," Keriani replied...

by treenifer
A Day at the Neopian Times

What goes on in the inner workings of the NT? Read on...

by vivaldi_gurl
Master and Pupil

He'd had the lecture hundreds of times before and didn't need to hear it again. All the same, it felt like cheating not to tell Kiro about the latest failure...

by yatomiyuka
It Must Be Love

"Look at me just throw money away." She opens her fingers and the little red coin falls, landing with a clatter. "I can't pick up the love I hold for you and just drop it down the sink..."

by icegirl_sara
Carpenter and the Dark Sun

It had been six months since the day Shard and I had been banished from the gallion clan we used to belong to. Six months, and the scars still hadn't healed; maybe they never would...

by wicked_summer
The Honorary Feepit

Rufus the Feepit on the other hand was rarely around. As soon as the masters were gone he would disappear...

by ashflash
Come Sundown

I was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here...

by extreme_fj0rd
Where's Bibi Gone?

"OK! You can play with my Click Klacks! I've seen a nice patch of mud to roll around in out in the garden, and I've got to do it quick before Ruby stops me," answered Pouncer...

by carys1994
Cursed

"Don't go in there," Zan had always told him. The yellow Ruki smirked and picked up his pace to a brisk run...

by biogirl1991
 
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"A Day at the Neopian Times" by vivaldi_gurl
At the bottom floor of the offices of the Neopian Times, four Faerie Clouds await to lift inquirers, copyboys, assistants, reporters, and editors to their separate domains. To the outsider's eye, it may seem like a mess, but to the insider, this is merely routine. In fact, the hustle and bustle of the plaza entrance is relaxing compared to what happens after...




Other Stories


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Being the Ultimate Neopian
Maybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome. Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities. Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.

by summerlove77

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Bug Hors d'oeuvres!
If we could only get over the 'yuck factor'! Once you master that, you can close your eyes and toss a few of these bugs into your mouth!

Also by 72novacane

by purplepassiony2k


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Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part Four
"The coins," the Draik said calmly, "are magical. They were made long ago after the Gelert defeated the creature by a young Xweetok. She gave them to the Gelert and his friend, a Draik. They were declared the Guardians..."

by kaylamdal111112

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The Blue Blumaroo: Part Two
Melissa had agreed to join her two best friends on a shopping trip (the second in two days), not because she wanted to actually buy anything, but because she wanted to find a friend for her little brother Joey. It sounded completely bizarre, of course, but...

by rainbow2skittle

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Yak Attack
Who knew they made marshmallow by the foot?

by _silver_moon_flower_

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Native Nuisance
Maybe you should have bought one too.

by jjjellybean121



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