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The Bird's Bids: Neopia Central's Cuisine

I have found myself abruptly aware of the ghastly state of Neopia’s culture. My name is Urbanum. I am a stately and cultured Blue Lenny living in central Neopia. Upon several recent additions to the family, I have found that the current state of the general population’s taste is abysmal. The things these pets will consume! Ridiculous, I tell you- dung and omelettes and jellies galore.

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Jungle the Inventor
"She was the youngest in her family, but that didn’t mean she was too small, or young to do the things her siblings did."

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Omen and Oracle
"Whatever she had been dreaming, it hadn’t been a very nice dream."

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The Secrets of "Mid Tier" UC Trading
So many Neopians have been lost in regards to trying to obtain their dream pets! I'd love to share my experiences: Pt 2!

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A Guide to the Rubbish Dump, from a dedicated dumper
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Spot the Difference Edition #13
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Alien Aishas' Strange Tradition
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