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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part One

Why on Neopia would Jane think it would be a good idea to get an apprentice? She knew that our cases could be ruined by inexperience (something I knew the apprentice had). J2 was a serious detective business - not a university where you could pick up a trade. I only tolerate one Neopet that wasn't a part of the business but still helps out, and Natia wasn't going to go anywhere.

by chasing_stars44
 
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An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo



Obtaining games avatars are a grueling task. They require expert skill and hours of practice. (Usually - I’m looking at you, Kass Basher) Avatar hunters know that after the first few hours of gameplay your mind tends to... wander a bit. You begin to ponder your Neopian existence. Why am I here? What am I doing? Why have I been flinging space rocks for the past two hours? Am I hungry? I think I’m hungry. I’ll get lunch... after this last rock.

 What was I saying? Oh yes, avatar games. This is one of those moments. I present to you my letter to a presumably deranged space rock flinging Grundo.



Other Stories


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A Day of Play
When I woke up one morning, I took a moment to look around the bedroom of my owner’s Neohome. Everything seemed so peaceful and calm. To me, everything was right with the world.

by blackghoulmon

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Gieva's Story: A Dream Come True
“Gieva! Oh Gieva, where are you? I’m so worried!” Gieva’s owner cried out. “Scampy, whatever are we going to do? She’s so small and petite swimming out in the big ocean, who knows what might happen.”

by incheesuswetrust

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Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” Lists
Trading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists.

by rayoceanweaver

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Customization Diaries of the Gnorbu Obsessed #2
First things first, the basics. What are the basic items you think every neopian should have in their closet before they start customizing?

by 987654321_hj

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Neopets Hint
Playing Dice-A-Roo is a good way to get food

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe


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Mud Coffee
And he melts in the rain, too.

by goron0000



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