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Enchanted Stories: Adventure in Brightvale - Part One

Five months ago a book had appeared and had unexpectedly led us on an adventure, an adventure that never happened...

by kristykimmy
The Story of B.: Part One

Maybe it should be a secret... but I felt like I had to share this with someone. The world deserves to know about B.

by kooky_user
 
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Your Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's Mysteries



Your pet is likely to go on scores of mental side-steps, breaking down each character in the story and attributing aspects to their personality. So the wizard from Entry 8 doesn't like Brightvale... Brightvale is the center of all learning. This means that the wizard is too ignorant to be trusted with any Negg of vast importance, so they definitely aren't going to be the ones grabbing the Clockwork Negg. The blacksmith, similarly, was stupid enough to knock a branch onto his own head and injure himself... even without knowing he takes the Sand...



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A Thorn in the Rose
I listened to the echoing tap of the old man's cane as he walked away. Bound up in my prison of greed, I had nothing to do but reminisce of days lost.

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Strangeness in the Air
Right now, he was staring down at a series of clockwork springs and spinning wheels that were inside of a compass bracelet, trying to fix the cheap thing. But, of course, he had no idea what he was doing.

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6 Steps to Successful Spring Cleaning
Read this book for a series of sound, cleaning advice and endless, endless bad jokes. Endless.

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Lazy Yet Creative Ways to Get Rich
Just follow the steps in this guide exactly and I promise you'll be a millionaire in no time!

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Random Oddness: The Mysterious Negg
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Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Rainbow Guns
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