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 | Running Faster than Destiny: Part One"I don't have a chance against her. She must have a million trophies by now, but all I want is one. Why can't she just sit out one race so that I could win?"
by tj_wagner |  | Dark Friend: Part OneThey almost felt as if they were teleporting to an entirely different land. At the fair, there were balloons, clowns, booths of all kinds, and lots of people having fun and licking ice cream cones...
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"Easy as 'Pyramid Pot'" by literalluau
She watched the lump of clay go around and around, hypnotized by it. She whispered to the clay, "Please become a Qasalan Tea Pot. Oh, please, become a Qasalan Tea Pot. I will give you a nice red-brown body and a lovely gold lid. Just please work with me and be a Qasalan Tea Pot..."
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Fouchier is quite possibly the most introverted, sneaky little Lupe you will ever find. He hides everything he buys from me in the innermost reaches of his room, and when I try to question him about his purchases, all I get in return is...
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Why one would want a house shaped like a potion is beyond me, although it may have to do with living in Altador, which, as I may have mentioned before, is not normal.
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