Don't we all dream of getting that special Neomail from TNT, saying that we had the winning bid? Well, here is a short (well, maybe not THAT short), but sweet guide for you, showing you how to make more of those Neomails come your way. Welcome to the Neopian Auction House Guide! Here, cool tips will come your way, to make sure you get what you came for...
How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion It is time that these less-than-edible
"foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why,
in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?