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Issue: 245 | 23rd day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	The Gallion Ranch - spinoff Once again, a comic defies the laws of physics. Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Or Something Like It: Snowy's Surprise You're doing such a good job lately. by kittie_orion
	The Trouble with Being an Electric Kougra Pesky varmints. by rosie
	A Day Like This Get me a supernova! by platinum247
	Kauvara's Magic Shop Brewing on an empty stomach... by xlaq
	Third Degree Chaos - Neopian Kites You have to work with what you've got. by neodandelion
	The Pixels Are Escaping! All the pixels from the world of NeoQuest are escaping! by zimpy222
	Normal? - Petpet Appreciation Day Beware the meepits.... by katcrzy559
	It Figures Look at what I got at the store today! by _saiyan_girl
	Reality Chex Dr_Sloth is very sad. by thessprincess
	Why Are Draiks so Rare? MINE! by dark_exodia88
	Must Find MEep COokies! After seeing this, you'll wonder why anyone would fear a meepit. by 0riginal_sin
	Neo-realistic New flavour? Think twice... by luvblack4ever
	Mindless Jabber I wouldn't want to eat that... by chakathemoogle
	MiaFaery He just looks so alone... by kinohi
	~Bird Watching~ One quiet day... Also by squeeker_21 by pixiepuff
	Kawaii - The Altador Cup Well, now that you put it that way... by crow213
	Random Stuff Six of them swimming around, around! by p0king
	Only in Neopia... Only in Neopia could an avatar drive "normal" people to madness... by aokajin
	ConFUNded - In School II So that does count? by vhgvoov
	Through the Symol Hole BELLYFLOP! by mistress_syn
	Qnde & Szoo: Useful Tusks Anyway, who said that tusks are useless? by shubi5
	Spooky We're back! by ghostkomorichu
	Something Has Happened You hear the cackling of a MAD PIRATE CAPTAIN. Art by nut862 by tdyans
	It's a Meepit's Life Ever wondered what your average Meepit gets up to when they're not plotting to take over Neopia?! Find out here!! by nintylizard2
	Shumtin CrAzY - Looky! Looky here! by foreveryou3008
	Till the Cows Come Home "It seems you have developed a case of Adamishungryitis." by c0ff3e_5
	Unhinged Gone to a better place... by sharkies
	Ai Yi Aisha Electromagnetics? by yami13331
	Laboratory Blues Even scientists get hungry. by elpheba
	Zest! Because hot soup makes EVERYTHING better! by mns10
	The Locker Room Not exactly Kiko Lake's proudest moment... by keng200
	Crunchy in Milk With varying success rates... by koji_phoenix
	Two Heads Are Better Than One Sharing a stomach isn't very convenient. by dragon_nut64
	Totally Random But True Facts Meepits, the silent killers. by kazue
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore. Taja asks the big questions. Written by anjie by chivo
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 13 by the_darkjedi

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"Adventures in Petpetsitting" by broadwaybaby986
I couldn't think of any way for a Xweetok like myself to make Neopoints. About a week passed. I found out that my Momma's friend Viv was going to vacation in Mystery Island with her pets for a few days. Momma told me that Viv was worried because she didn't know who would take care of her petpets. That's when I had my brilliant idea. "Momma, can't I take care of Viv's petpets?" I asked. "And maybe..."

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Living With Lyke
The day in Neopia was bright and the air was fresh. A perfect day for the Lupes to do yard work and that's what they did...

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A Reluctant Lesson from the Count
"Indeed! There is no Count von Roo! And why? Have you ever seen anyone come out of that building other than the stray Neopian that happens to wander in? NO!"

by hilde_incognito

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The Ten Worst Ways to Leave the Darigan Citadel
The problem is, once you get onto the Darigan Citadel, just how do you get off it?

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An Exclusive Interview With Valtonous Rea
Due to insurmountable difficulties, it has been necessary to print the Neopian Times interview with Faerieland’s Yooyuball Squad Goalkeeper, Valtonous Rea, as a direct transcript...

by evie_firebolt

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My Vacation: Part Three
The moment I had unpacked my plushies, Jeanie dragged me out the door to meet some natives that kept speaking gibberish. "We're here to play Tyranu Evavu," Jeanie announced...

by jeanaet

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Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part One
That day was quite frigid as usual. I arrived at Shai's Outfitters, which sold many different outfits and plushies...

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