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Issue: 204 | 18th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Neopian Neophyte And you thought MEEPITS were bad news..? by leedom111
	Confuzzled We are here...or there... by white_draigon
	The Furry Chronicles EURGHHH!! by puppylover2830
	Kawaii No, it's perfectly safe, really... by crow213
	Too Much of a Good Thing... What's wrong? by cream_soda920
	Buzzer Ball "Arr... It looks as if ye overshot again, matey..." by darkwolf__untamed
	Split Second Snicker Round and round we go...? by plushie_patches
	Warf Rescue Team I wonder where the kads are going... by wizardmoncita
	Hungry Cobrall Things aren't always what they seem... by fire_fly196
	Pretty Kitty What does YOUR Kougra do with his enormous paws? by halfwayaddict
	Smelly Nelly "Is an artist." by i_hate_backstabbers
	Follow the Leader! We know it's the truth! It has happened to all of us at least once! by _kelizeee_
	Amazingly Insane Just those little problems with painting your petpet plushie or snow. XD by lupe_of_flames
	A Very Stuffed Abode Crossover You'll love my secret ingredient... by marilltachiquin
	Nonsensanity Why did Yiko the Draik Sentinel never get off his post? by verallien
	Not So Sure Any More I want to be a real pet! by goldchocobo21
	Little Known Neopia Nobody likes licking envelopes... by watermellonyfresh
	Mashed Potatoes Dinner is served... by third_potato
	Project Negative Edible project dilemma. by ribbons43
	Floofeh Clear case of Floofeh logic. by jupeboxgal
	Neopian Wackiness Hospital Wackiness Also by aimeilee by cherv1
	Veggie Surprise Welcome to Kelp! by plaquenil
	t0t4lly r4d c0m1c Battledome is dangerous. by mimed
	Fruity Salad Cookbooks are overrated... by pooh_pooh_caca
	Mootix Madness - Feeling Paranoid? That creepy feeling... by leoness
	Soup? Lupes love Chias. by linds4y
	The Cheesy Neos I keep having this nightmare... by justduckygal
	Target Confirmed! Teehee!! by wings_
	Paint Brushes And you're this excited because? by mandy_raz
	What Happens When You Misclick in the Battledome. and one short fight later... by soggy_cardboard
	Unexpected Incidents A ghost that's new on the job... o_O by american_tabby_cat
	Fond Memories: Down For Maintenance I don't see the Red Pteri, though! by prettyprincesslady54
	It Works Every Time! If you are scared of the Pant Devil... by cheesegab
	Short Stuff You must be this tall to ride. Also drawn by sillygirl_543 by unknown_xx
	Earn Your Stripes Fur and water don't mix. by bacon_hawk
	Insanity Inc. I'd hate to see what was done with the floss! Art by huggsy_666. by patjade

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"I'll Have the Tofu Bowl, Please." by peachifruit
"Look at this." The dark room was quiet and still, save one tall silhouetted figure pacing back and forth. His head tilted down, hands limp at his sides, he stood at one side of the room for a while, then quickly turned on one heel to face his shadowy audience. "Look at this place! The Virtupets Space Station, huh...?"

Other Stories

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Growing Abilities
But now, all she wanted was to have a fitful sleep uninterrupted by the annoying dreams. They haunted her every night. They would show her birthplace but never the Kougra who lived inside of it...

by einstein20

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The Princess and the Pearl (A Maraquan Faerie Tale)
Once upon a time, in the great kingdom of Maraqua, there lived a picky prince named Orion the Koi. Having grown up an only child in the palace, he was very lonely...

by lafee_dans_gris

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The Ultimate Guide to Girl Unis
Girl Unis are VERY picky about what they eat (I’ll explain later). You have to know what they like to eat, and what they do not like to eat.

by unicorngirl383

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How to Make Your Neopets Look Like They Got Painted
Tip # 5: If you want to make your pet look like it’s been painted with the Snow Paint brush, play in the snow all day with your Neopet. When you come inside you will have a snow covered Neopet.

by soccergirl1017

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part Five
Before we left, the four of us paid a visit to Sabra. The striped Cybunny was worried. Comet had been on his own for four days now...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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The Rainbow Pearl: Part Two
The Faerie Draikess resumed her post on the blankets as Ariadne looked back at the island. She could pick out some boats coming towards her. They were coming fast...

by charlotte203368

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