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"101 Ways to Annoy a Uni" by almedha
"But... but what is this?" Rushishi objected, flopping the cover of the book he was reading back over his Blumaroo hand. Something about their owner, Almedha, wanting them to spend more time reading and getting smarter and less time playing games. For some reason. "101 Ways to Annoy a Uni?" McCloud was glad he was an Eyrie if someone out there was publishing books like this... Was there a book out there entitled 101 Ways to Annoy a Blumaroo? It might be worth checking out...

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