Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 383 | 13th day of Running, Y11

Comics

	Starry Stuff Sometimes, painting a petpet isn't a good idea. by marilltachiquin
	Candy Pea Tragedy Innocently packaged candy, right..? by moonlit_fantasty
	Battledome Tests Would you fight with me? Idea by spiritdweller13 by cevierakasky
	Pea Soup! Delicious pea soup! Script by instructing by amkb123s
	I Believe I Can Fly Fly like a bird. Idea by pattodrez by verob
	Sour Blue Slushie #1 Worst birthday party ever? by silver_polecat
	Neopian Philosophy Salesman. by wicked_summer
	Cheat! Spectre the Card Shark He thinks he's so great... by sloshypond
	3 Different Ways We have to wait that much for that? by gabrieldeltc
	How Rude! You look awesome! Idea by nerdytiger by misshamsterlover
	A Buzzy Life Baby paint brushes don't last long. by reppoy
	Sloth's Device Sloth gets a new toy. by yankeesrule244444456
	Frozen Yogurt II Why you should not mess with a hungry Skeith... by lulu_goodyear
	Eat Your Veggies Save yourself! by gorillu
	Simply Me Regarding petpet homes... by virenn
	The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia : #1 Say it loud, say it proud by amamamole
	An Unwanted Holiday - Part 1 The adventures in the lives of one Christmas Zafara, a red Grundo, a red Blumaroo and a green Eyrie. by kattairi
	Juniper Sage #1 Researching some of Neopia's most fatal diseases. by crabcake123
	Fuzzles in the Garden I don't even have a plant to put in it! by siddiemeo
	Too Bad You win 200 Neopoints!! by pipla88
	Wicker Toilet Who on earth would want a wicker toilet? by sodapopcat4444
	Heroes Postwar dramas. by leetmango
	Black and White. Special Guest: Pink!! Really, this is supposed to not have colour, but... by fuzzymonkey31
	Batteries Not Included Muahahaha! Idea by destinationxunknown by _majestic_eagle_
	Sloth's Woes This is not a subliminal message brought to you by the meepits. Also by taz_241590 by elmisticosun
	Islander Tails ~ The astounding.... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! Captain Obvious... able to realize things 4 seconds before everyone else! Spectacular! by sethcrocodile
	Insanity to the Fullest What a great deal, too! by weezncat
	The Avvie Day! It's always a great day to gain a new shiny avvie! by sassofrasso
	The Snowager On top of the pile of treasure you see... by sogochilli
	Kacheek Tails - Appetite Manners? Patience? What are those? by kittyshootingstar
	KeyQuest Adventures ... Also by matheusiungue10 by laiomaia

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Hug a Mutant Chia

Lucie, the main character of Usuki Frenzy, has a dilemma. The main page for Usuki Frenzy explains that "A young Cybunny named Lucie was about to leave for a vacation with her parents when she realised that she'd forgotten to pack a few crucial items - her Usuki doll sets! How will she spend those long hours of travel without them?" Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to dissect this, because this is just clearly laced with... problems.

Other Stories

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The Gatherer and the Rogue
This was why Yurius had come to Altador, to find the only person who would love Petpets even more than he did; maybe she could help him.

by phoenixs_angel

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The Kacheek Siblings - More Than Just Fishing
What was planned to be a normal fishing trip ended up being a rescue mission.

Also by mewmeow953

by adorable_chao_10

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Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?
When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."

by vyddendarkblade

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In Other News: More Changes in Neopia
Following on from our last report, new data has emerged from the DC-Height-Monitor crew showing that Darigan Citadel will not collide with Virtupets...

by yippo_yippee

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Her Majesty's Champions: Part Six
"I wish you to go inside the Palace... I need you to guard the Vault of Queens."

by saphira_27

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Against the Current: Part Three
As the current dashed him against a particularly large boulder, he felt himself lose his grip...

by the_real_poetess_123

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