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Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9

Comics

	Welcome To My Life Where're we from? by jambammer
	My Grarrl Bob! Wake up, little Bob! by larenchan
	Tales of Interest The subjects of the great Tilber thought it best that she seek her fortune elsewhere. Also by casval by cati65
	The Perils of Being Eatable "Even I'm eatable!" Idea by swedish by voodoodollee
	The Unluckiest Kacheek Oh well, let's go home. by pachirisulover
	Doodle The merriest place in all of Meridell, indeed. by flame_shadow_
	Amikarashui #3 Old Habits by bluecloud300
	Tricky Two Why some items are hard to hold... by lovedreamergilr16
	Quiggly the Harris In: Cuisine Scene The search for the Chef Bonju avatar continues. by maraqua_mini
	Neopian Times Exclusive! We hear you have a new production coming along. Care to elaborate? by danishkookys
	Petpet Therapy It's the feepits... Art by ontongil by ilovehyrule
	The Adventures of Akhmin in the Lost Desert! #1: Akhmin chooses a petpet... by akhmin
	Life with Jen Cold hands? Uh oh... by hiomoni
	Freaked #1 Wait a second! All you need for Snowbeast Snackrifice are... petpets... by fricha
	Fishing Day Master advice: Watch out for your feet when fishing. by vxcz263
	The Real Defenders of Neopia Someone is in trouble! by sir_serene
	Just Another Comic Show your support of Dr. Sloth with this handsome cap! by jamz76
	Pojo's Paint Brush Can you paint me camouflage? by pojolocohammerfoot
	Why Some Petpets Don't Have Petpetpets Four simple steps... Concept by kamikatze24 by flutterflies
	Walnuts: ZurroBall Mania Yay! Thanks to my sister's Dexter_United and Ariadne_Theia! No Tuskaninnies were hurt in the making of this. by greenmarmade
	Half Empty Gelerts aren't known for their brains... by panther_puma
	The Art of Restocking Don't give up on trying! by caioschleich
	Scribbles of the Insane: Hotdog? Arrrr! by ali10127
	Omelette Uh-Oh! Oh dear! Looks like I'll be feeding my pets Jelly from now on! by kako144555
	Earn Your Stripes Give or take a few centimeters. by yellowembers
	Colorful Musings (Or Musings While Coloring) Look at me, please. by mao_mau
	NeoQuest Shortcuts You must defeat him! by mysterious_lady8888
	Random Something Well, who WOULDN'T want an easier way to be painted snot? by silvermare200
	Down For Maintenance I hope you didn't want to actually do anything. Idea by blubberblob by linnipooh
	Unhinged It's so cute! by sharkies
	Oh the Irony... Caution: Neopet-Eating Carp Ahead! by ohgreatloopy1o_o
	Sloth and Bugsby: A Scurvy Vacation The perfect for place for a holiday... something everybody can enjoy! by rebeccamcm
	Petpet Parade Now with 80% better art! by the_forest_maiden
	Oxymoron! OMG! by super_monty_python
	DIFFERENT: I Won First Place! Invisible pets are sooo easy to draw... by louise_the_zero
	COMIKAZE II Brains of the Family Art by kai_pawz by bird_brain312

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"The Un-Surprise Party" by qazx301
She had to be planning a surprise party! "I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties. I knew that with most of them, your owner spends a lot of neopoints, hoping to make up for not consulting you. All I had to do was hint her in the right direction, and it would be really, really huge. "I'm not a fan of scary surprises, but I like fun ones, like Puppyblews, or parties..."

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Advert Attack
Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"

by blackcairn

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Freedom
"Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..."

by springsteen0991

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Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!
Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...

by feline_stars

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Misplacing Meepits
We would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)

by daymarket

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Spheres of Influence: Part Nine
Jack held his tongue for a moment. Then he leaned closer to Robin as to not be overheard. "The closest passage that leads to the surface is three levels above us," he whispered. "It would be very risky trying to reach it with these stone goons running about..."

by zephandolf

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The Ghost of Meridell: Part Eight
Jeran didn't twitch an ear. He didn't turn around or do anything whatsoever to acknowledge the knight's presence. He only reloaded his crossbow, took aim, and fired...

by kt_fox

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