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Issue: 286 | 6th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	Of Holes and Headaches You ready? Script by tambourine_chimp by ghostkomorichu
	The Paint Kit Don't you hate how people only want to adopt painted pets? by the_foster_home235
	Cosmic A perfect place to take a nap. by soleilduplomb
	Jelly Rooms Wonder why the Kacheek didn't think of this... by marshmallow_ghost
	The Unusuals: Petpet Moments Hmph, side effects. by x_xkodiskux_x
	Pixel Nation Click! Click! Click! by tree_froggie
	"Rock, Paper, Scissors" Only one piece of cake left. Also by pinkandprecious by harper_1618
	Haunted Leave me ALONE!!! by hauntedheroine
	White Weewoos DO Exist! Part 3! Will that poor Weewoo EVER get noticed? Also by x_seabee_x by edmarblecake
	Petpet Stories When you give a Neopet a Petpet... by lughnassadh
	Haunted "Stupid Intangibility!" by dogsndragons
	A Carrot's Life Alone, lost in the huge pound... by ooorianeoo
	Slippery Slorg !?! Script by hello5346 by aiyakhiori
	Opportunist Aren't Moehawk's concerts the best? by ssjelitegirl
	Meh. I'm So Bored. That SO wasn't worth 142 NP... by springflowers270
	Forever Moo Ematay learns a lesson on ptolymelons. by soldoutinfaith
	Family Meeting We are in a time of crises... Also by precious_katuch14 by manda314
	Disturbed Reality #2 Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction... by fairi_dream_forest
	Randomocity! Did you think of checking to see if you had the right side up? by haunted_cookie
	Petpet Plight Out of sight, out of mind? by yl_girl
	I ♥ Mutants Monsters roam in these mountains... by helmfinland
	Pet Kicks Club Hasee Bounce is also quite evil... by gelert548
	Fer Sure While visiting Coltzan's Shrine one day... by redlotusninja
	Insert Witty Title Here Stopped by the formatting wall. Ouch. by beachnut14
	Are You a Shenkuu Warrior? Hoban is back! by samantha13_rose
	Another Day: Undersea Adventure Two JubJubs who take a hint from the game Jubble Bubble and invest in bubbles instead of Maraquan paint brushes. by happyluckygo
	Sibling Rivalry Underwater Fishing by evilpuppyangel
	Neohoming Woes We can only afford to build one room. by velvette
	Anonymous Candy and Rude Awakenings Dedicated to the Chomby Festival! Hope everyone had a great time! by nadia8705
	Milk Money Glowing pets and... stars? by plumbus
	Coolness Comics Repeat after me... Ha... Nay... soo... pear... ee... et... toe. by raptorsama
	What IS it? Come look at what I found! by plaquenil
	Neggs Galore I told you not to. by monkeybytes
	Neopups Who got the best Easter Negg Hunt? by coshi_dragonite
	Easter Paint Job Happy Easter!! by zooksie

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"Legacy of a Nose" by hstulberg
I fought the urge to sneeze, but my body got the better of me. "ACHOO!" I sneezed, a wild storm of snot. SPLAT! I looked up, and realized that the ray wouldn't be working for long time, due to its new coating of snot. The lab ray scientist threw a box of tissues at my head, glared at me, and pointed to the door...

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Fun at the Fairground
"Why would we go to Roo Island? Did you think we were visiting the merry go round there? No, we're going to a real circus, the Deserted Fairground!"

by mystery_island111223

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The Jelly Ones
"Are you going to stop any time soon or am I going to have to pounce on you?" asked Teresa...

by kotahkue

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Krawks - Elusive Holders of the Wooden Spoon
Their rarity makes them a popular goal for users; just owning one will give you quite a bit of prestige...

by starry__night__sky

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Discovering the Denizens of the Deep
Finding them, eating them, and running away from them.

by pyrosquirrelx

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Revenge and Resistance: Part One
Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...

by dan4884

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Spheres of Influence: Part Five
"I noticed you were talking with Drake when I entered the living room this evening," Illa said. "You wanted to know about Drake, and why he is as he is?"

by zephandolf

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