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Circulation: 175,011,522

Issue: 375 | 16th day of Sleeping, Y11

Comics

	Doglefox Duets: The Game TURMAC ROLL! by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Made of Nitrogen: Stuck Now you know why there're those Petpets on top of the Petpet shop... by squeeful745
	Dot-Dot-Dot "Extraordinary Evilness" by imthai
	Eighty-Three "Turkey" by oncedownthedustyroad
	I Like Usuls 10 @_@ You're not a Korbat! by janebellefontaine
	The Thermodynamics of Pancakes It's LUNCH! by imbues
	Shoyru Recipes If you ever do it again, kid... by jalele
	Blinky the Filamen CHET FLASH!!! by larkspurlane
	The Real Thing Pepper Lupe Treat, please. Also by konayukii by neocoladdict
	1001 Solutions to Bonju Avie Meepits find a new way to the get Bonju avie... "If he doesn't give it to us by the goodness... He'll give it to us by the evil...:k" Also by _rafa_16_ by gatopreto
	Pure Insanity: Shopping Angel finds out why her owner is called 'Crazy'. by crazyreporterninja
	In the Name of Science: #1 Outdated Poor Celebgwath, always getting tricked. by lombre
	Soggy Featuring Bo the Weewoo and Bif the Breadfish! by jumbowholala
	What if...? How would you feel? by dyd_666_81
	Edna and the Comic Author What happened to the Edna Comics? o_o by smockey11
	The Bunker - Filler! Another cast member manages to salvage a conversation after a major faux pas (kinda-sorta). by hubadawaha
	You Make Tee Hee! #1: Bird's the Word "...I think it looks like a Weewoo." by jaded_kasumi
	Rigmarole Wanna play some gormball? by tahirah
	Learning How to Cook Not always a book is the best way to learn it. Script by palis_5 by gaby_marques
	Starry Stuff ...I hate food related random events! by marilltachiquin
	It's Me or the Meepit Felester gets a meepit... by deakaype
	Do you like... ...my costume? by loubie_04
	Robot Blues Help? by butterflygirl113
	Nothing Has Happened In which the n00bs mob someone. by espetrell
	Bubbles Let's go home. by arliaka
	Underwater Fishing Hang onto your boots. Concept by annneonet by snakeroot
	Questionable Legality -- Poor Tiki Tack Man... He must be lonely. by swibbles_x
	-Double.Dutch- : Educated Guess Why sell it when you can devour? by miss_mizea
	Slorg Stare... note Slorgs are not for the faint of heart. by emmalee_3
	Random Thought o.o! Wow... they must've really emphasised the 'quick'... by metalbent
	Neopian Antics #1: Healing Is Not Always Beneficial Suiqu discovers the Healing Springs. by ahqua
	Chokato: Lab Zap "I just wented to teh lab rayz and u'll never guess whut happenid..." by p0king
	Just Sit Does Deli seriously carry duct tape around with him like that...? by katopia12
	Life as an Aisha: Coltzan's Shrine When visiting Coltzan's Shrine... by xlaq
	Snowbunny Fields Forever They're practically invisible, you know. by prettylittlefoxy
	Pint-Sized With a special guest cameo... by lachtaube
	Marquis's "Adventure" Everyone has a reputation to keep up... by 00_narnia_00
	Hieth Another mission accomplished. by guardiandelta
	CayCaed! - The Thing About Lab Pets In which a rather sarcastic Peophin learns her lesson... the hard way by kattrish
	The After Party A good way to get what you want, after Christmas. by dragon_nut64
	A Dose of Neopia I don't think he's gonna win... by sasukes4ever
	Do you like...? Oh! This is a game! BUT... by deep_blue_feather
	Splat That Sloth! Note: The comic artist doesn't promote Grundo violence. by ameya23
	Neopian Mysteries Solved Neopian Mysteries Solved: Sloth's big secret by mariru2000

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Gnorbu Care

First of all, please note that Gnorbus do not have hooves. They have adorable, wittle stubby- Tlizl: Stop it! That's so... undignified! Fine. They are cute, though. Where were we... Ah, yes. The legs have only a short, soft layer of fur. Too short to comb; shampooing followed by brushing with a Blue Gnorbu Brush will do. Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily. Be especially careful to brush where leg meets body under the stomach, as tangles have a tendency to develop...

Other Stories

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Jelly World Does Not Exist
"Does Kreludor REALLY revolve around Neopia? Or is it Neopia that revolves around Kreludor? Are we sure the sky is blue?"

by ginny_invisible

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Slushie Snag
Tintilla, Coarse, and Ember walked to the front door of the slushie shop. Ember was talking to Coarse while Tintilla yelled random nonsense.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Tips & Tricks For Naming Your Pets
Finding that special name for your new Neopian addition can be a daunting task.

by kallaco

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A Guide to Curing Your Winter Boredom
All my pets' newly unwrapped presents have lost their appeal and are put away and forgotten. The dreaded New Year boredom has finally set in.

by dulcatis

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Royally Educated: Part One
King Hagan looked at his daughter quizzically. Lira knew that her father would never be too tired for lessons...

by maltese51191

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I am Aqua: Part Five
When I passed the pound, I couldn't suppress a shudder and a small tear in my eye of guilt and sadness about Dolphinoras.

by reeses_pet

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