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	To Work or Not to Work "I'm serious! I really wanna work! You know I'm a really good worker - I manage the shop since Nelly isn't old enough! Please... I need some Neopoints! I can do it!" by caloriemuncher
	Eerie Friends "There's no such thing as ghosts," Westie said with a snort. "That's what my mommy told me, at least. And mommies don't lie." by mygoodguild
	Problems With the Defenders "I consider it a duty to rid Neopia of junk it doesn't use. Thanks to us Grarrls, you don't have to keep transporting that junk from inventory to inventory. It actually has a purpose!" by mystery_island111223
	The Lever "Have you ever wondered where the Lever of Doom hand takes the Neopoints?" by diana3786neo
	Nimmo Nurse "I have the instructions right here," continued the doctor, switching back to his normal brisk voice. "Make sure you follow them to the letter..." by skycrowmor
	Errand Girl "How many times have I told you not to play in the mud?" by lightninglover34
	How to Deal with a Brat It was Sunday, and Avalon had been running around the house, picking up school supplies for tomorrow... by avalonluve112
	Essence of a Pirate "Why do we have to go to stupid Krawk Island?" Tess mumbled as she looked down into the water... by mossfurcool
	The Practical Neogardener "She's got the gardening bug. I've never seen it so bad. Glass roses, Furrns, Snakebushes... She wants one of everything! Or maybe two!" by pandorasaha
	A Change of Heart The shadow Lupe rolled his eyes. Kelly, his owner, was always being protective... by stars_and_stripes180

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Zombie Care & Feeding

You say your new pet is acting a little strange? She's sleeping all day long and awake throughout the night? Do you sometimes catch him nibbling on one of those grotesque squishy brain wraps? Does she walk around as if in a trance, drooling profusely, and moaning and groaning a bit too much for your taste?

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Zombies Need Love Too!
So, you say your new pet is acting a little strange? She's sleeping all day long and awake throughout the night? Do you sometimes catch him nibbling on one of those grotesque squishy brain wraps?

by jennuine_1

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For Juggling and Glory
Ah, Jolly Jugglers, the game that gives "Look before you leap" a new meaning.

by visorak_commander

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For the Altador Cup: Part Four
They got back around 8:30 NST. By 10:00, Ellie was starting to seem a little odd. By midnight, she had lost it, and was going crazy for a cookie...

by lili483

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The Highlands: Part One
The Highlands. It was a stretch of blizzard-infested mountains that stretched away for miles behind the Haunted Woods, before crossing a thin stretch of ocean and joining Terror Mountain...

by katiesheffield

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JACKPOT!!!!
The consequences of playing the slots...

by usedcarsalesman

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Define Idiocy
Snacks are sweeter than revenge.

by darkness1300

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