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The Consequences of Illusen Propaganda

It was that time of the month when the weewoos would fly in and drop the biweekly Neopian Times off at the entrance of everyone's home. A day of the month that normally went smoothly and unproblematic, but today was not that day for Whimthief. Collab with hectic_haley

by discardedcrayons
A Quest for Illusen… And Then Some

Torilant was amazed to have Illusen standing before him. “Illusen, wow! It's so nice to meet you. I can't believe I'm doing a quest for you!" Torilant exclaimed, his words quickly turning into a never-ending ramble. Collab with notooryous

by cibola
I.L.L.U.S.E.N.

9th day of Running, Y27: Dear diary, I am sorry for neglecting you these past months, as the training has been hard and strenuous here at the Glade.

by water_park1993
The Edge of the Bluff

For most, Illusen Day is a time of celebration and merriment and the hours are packed full of activities, events, and gatherings honoring the adored Earth Faerie. Collab with Cefoiya

by aronacia
Illusen, the Knight, and the Value of Prudence

Illusen looked up at the hovering Darigan Citadel before turning her attention back to a new patch of sprouting wildflowers just outside her Glade. She wondered if the Citadel would still be called that, if the reports were true that the Spectre of Lord Darigan, after rampaging all over Meridell, had vanished without a trace.

by precious_katuch14
An Alien Aisha Vacations in Neopia: Illusen's Glade

When the Alien Aisha Yillix landed near the Vending Machine in Neopia Central, the first thing she did was study, for the sixty-seventh time, the list she'd made on the first page of her Dimensional Notebook.

by phadalusfish
Illusen's Assistant

“He’s done it again folks! Down the hill in 25 seconds! What a feat,” the Techo Cheese Maker excitedly announced the results to the roaring crowds.

by ningkov1
Illusen at the Spring Masquerade

As Illusen lingered by the punch bowl in a new green dress and an itchy-with-enchantments mask, she knew she’d made a mistake. She didn’t usually go to these sorts of events.

by cookybananas324
 
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"Illusen's Assistant" by ningkov1
“He’s done it again folks! Down the hill in 25 seconds! What a feat,” the Techo Cheese Maker excitedly announced the results to the roaring crowds. The cheers from the fans were deafening. Cyan was used to this - he flashed his sparkly white smile as usual and waved to his adoring fans. Goldy, a Yellow Symol, watched her owner from the stands with her friends. Every day she heard how lucky she was to be Cyan’s Petpet. She agreed, but deep down she felt a tinge of sadness and jealousy. Though they were cheering “Cyan” loudly, Goldy imagined what it’d be like if she were the star; if fans asked for her autograph; if King Skarl invited her to the castle for dinner. She wanted to be at the centre of it all, not cheering on the sidelines. Which is why she was now searching for cheese pieces under the light of the stars. Every night she snuck out to practice on the Cheeseroller hill with leftover cheese from the day. She was small but quick and agile, so the obstacles were of no trouble for her.




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Top 10 Illusen Approved Treats
With her longtime habit of popping out of the woods to bestow vast sums of wealth upon unsuspecting Neopians and the endless kindness she shows to those brave enough to attempt her quests, it goes without saying that Illusen is one of the most kind and helpful people in all of Neopia! Collab with joshdibb & idcjazmin

by togepwi

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Greenest Grass Techniques: How to Win Over Your HOA
Every Neopian knows first impressions are key, especially when it comes to your Neohome. And what’s the first, first impression of your home? Well, it’s your Neogarden, of course! Collab with dancerchickemily

by noileh

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A Meerca's Mission
To get Aishtra fully in on the plan, they had to introduce her to Chuychu. Otherwise she wouldn’t understand the full scope of everything and would probably be confused by the walking, talking plushie.

by weakestlink33

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Jeanie's Teeny Tikes
Nine pairs of eyes seemed to stare into her soul, and Ailemea swallowed. They were all silent for a good minute before Ailemea mustered up some resolve.

by jeanaet

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Small Surprises
It's the little things...Collab with barrelchic22

by blueeyedbird239

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Forever Young
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by littleari06



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