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Love Your Food

I love my pets, don't you? I mean, when you spend so much time playing and dressing them, there is an emotional bond that happens between us owners and our adorable pets. But what about the pets that still have that special place in our hearts... and are edible? How did they become edible? Are they often scared for their lives? Do they fear the holidays we love? To answer these questions...

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