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Best and Worst Dressed: Usukicon Edition



Every year at Usukicon fans dress up and cosplay as their favourite Usuki. It's a chance for fans from all over to come together. But, we must say, every year some are way better than others. Some Neopians put a lot of time, energy, love, and energy into dressing up like their favourite Usukis. Others simply try. And, still, others don't seem to try at all. No offence. Okay, maybe some offence. This is our best and worst dressed list from this year's annual Usukicon. Find out if you or your favourite made the list (yay) or if they made the list (boo). Top 5 Worst Dressed The bad, the worse, and the ugly. Let's get into it. And if you or your favourite is on this list, don't worry, there is always next year. Well, maybe worry a little bit since this is how we will think of you for the next 364 days. At number 5 we have Fun in the Sun Usuki Reject Wearable. Why? Why would you want to look disheveled? We understand that dressing down is all the rage these days, but there is a difference between dressing down and dressing like you crawled out of the sewer or you lost the fight with the Vocivus the Ceaseless Gormandizer. Usukis are known to be fashionable, and this is NOT it. Dress to impress. You never know who you will run into where, or when. Number 4 we have Teenager Usuki Reject Wearable. Again. Stop this trend. Please. We beg. Have some self respect. Or respect for fashion. Or your fellow Neopian. Something. Just anything to not be showing up to real life events...



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