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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.

"The smoke inside the Thieves’ Guild Hall floated slowly toward the ceiling beams of the old tavern. It hung there like a living thing, curling around the rusty lanterns, refusing to leave..." Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

by sebaspet717
 
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Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian Zodiac



The stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses. Whether you're a mischievous Scorchio or a dreamy Uni, find out what decadent treat is written in your stars—and what it says about your near future in Neopia. So grab a spoon (or a napkin) and dig in! Chocolate Korbat Wings (Jan 1 – Feb 3) Forecast: You’re flying high this month, but beware of sticky situations—especially around the Battledome. A sweet surprise awaits you at the Chocolate Factory… or is it just Bonju in disguise? Don’t let frustration clip your wings; your flexibility will save the day, especially when someone tries to “borrow” your last piece of fudge. Trust your instincts (and keep a few napkins on hand). By the end of the month, you’ll have more than just melted chocolate on your hands—you’ll have an unexpected ally. Chocolate Fish (Feb 4 – Mar 9) Forecast: Dive deep into your feelings (and your Safety Deposit Box). You’re due for emotional growth and maybe a rare item trade. Watch for underwater chocolate—it melts weirdly. Someone may surface from your past, offering you either closure or cocoa. Your sensitive side shines brightest when you share your treats, so don’t be afraid to hand over that spare Chocolate Cybunny Paw. The currents may feel overwhelming, but chocolate floats—and so will you.



Other Stories


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The Road to Chocolate World
"Basel was jumping out of her boots as the goateed Kiko unlocked the door to the Chocolate Factory. The Brown Zafara arrived two hours before opening..." Collab with 77thbigby

by baytotheay

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Brightvale's Greatest Chocolatier
"Brightvale University’s School of Sorcery had a hall devoted to students’ magic demonstrations, experiments, and most importantly, theses..."

by precious_katuch14

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How to Have Your Chocolate and Faerie Festival Too!
Collab with da_shanuka

by bbydoll_

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A Chocolate Sloth Head Celebration
Dearest and most loyal SlothFan127 newsletter readers… it has been quite a while has it not? And while I could go into a long (and obviously fascinating) diatribe about my summer job and everything that that entailed… that is not why we are here today. Collab with mango_

by betti666

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Dessert Dilemma
Mmm...yum? Collab with megaamark

by eyeliner01

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Rare Chocolate Collection
It's hard being a collector

by diamondjirachi



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