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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 9

He's just too easy a target.

by twillieblossom
The 1st Edition of the Neopian TImes

Wow. How old are you?

by mustikeuh121
Weewoonizator

Everyone tries to be a Weewoo, but it just doesn't work sometimes.

Also by morifoy

by sosunub

White Space

Protocol.

by piratevam
King Hagan the Cheat

King Hagan doesn't always play by the rules.

Also by jirachi68106.

by sophieauditore

Someone Must Have The Answer...

Ow.

Also by yashasvika

by meowbey

Extreme Potato Encounter

Uh oh.

by william2005555
Royal Pain: Celebrating 750

750 is such a beautiful number.

by winner19955
History 404: Training

Neopian masters explained!

by fourin
Waiting to Win the Spotlight

Many years later...

Also by marbear_4u

by suspensiion

An Ugga Mistake

We didn't really think this through...

by cinnamon_girl
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 4

No comment. No comment!

by june_scarlet
Wishing For Some Weewoo Luck?

At least I'd know if I was published or not...

by praline01
Why Weewoos Should Keep Delivering The Neopian Times

A job coupon later...

Also by m0nster_rancher

by gelertz

Taming Melvin the Monster: Cake is Life

*MUST* *GET* *CAKE*

Also by darkpinkrose

by bittersweet52

Weewoo Woes

I thought it would add some pizzazz...

Also by Asuza_k

by spyfox207

It Wasn't Me!

Why do you always have to blame ME?

Also by myulai

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Episode 2: Long-Gone Neopets

Why do I have to do this again?

Also by sergente__hartmann

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Beautiful by Default

YESSS! I'm beautiful!

Also by shakespeariantragedy

by rizzrack

Cavities: Prize Pool

Huh, so that's how they get their prizes..

by thegoddesofxweetok1
S750 Kreludan Defender Robot's Secret Pastime

*Blush*

Also by Lyndsey4657 and _starryeyedsurprise_

by pinksrainbow

Detective Alisha: The Missing 7 Part 2

Aha! That's who did it!

by roxanna203
Changes in a Minute: 750th Deadline

When procrastination gets the best of you.

Also by lifeguard1993

by aupins

Sunny Side Up: Occupational Hazard

Does this mean Weewoos can file for workers' compensation?

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: The Box

Of course it works!

by mbredboy31
Drastic Measures

Heh heh heh...

Also by rokkaku

by 108050

Browse, Haggle, Sold.

Somtimes you have to go in, get what you need, get out.

by ayeunn
Scene from the Gormball Championship

It's that time of year again!

by gumgum101230
Neopia at it's Best

The button eyes make it cooler!

by pumpkin_700
Every Year's Nightmare.

The stress of an editor...

by chizuru
 
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"Shortfall" by xxskyisfallingxx
"We’re doomed!” Sulvi wailed. The baby Aisha rocked back and forth in the darkest corner of the lounge, unable to meet her brother’s apprehensive gaze. “Doomed is a pretty strong word,” Zypea the pea Chia observed her distress calmly from his position on the sofa. “We’re just in a bit of a pickle. A spot of bother, if you will. A temporary setback.” “Enough with the synonyms,” Sulvi groaned, holding up one paw in a half-hearted attempt to silence him. “No amount of wordplay can fix this mess. It’s a disaster! A catastrophe! It could spell the ruin of us all!” “It might even be bad.” Sulvi groaned again. “This isn’t the time for jokes, Zypea.” The pea Chia deflated almost instantly. His jesting was usually enough to cheer Sulvi up, but her current demeanour suggested it was now achieving the exact opposite. Besides, he knew she was right; they were in serious trouble. “Look, there’s got to be a way to fix this,” he insisted seriously. “We just have to think.” Sulvi shook her head sadly. “It’s no use. Sky worked so hard on her story for the special 750th issue of the Neopian Times. And now, thanks to us, it was all for nothing.” “Don’t blame yourself,” Zypea tried again to reassure her. “We just wanted to help. Who would have thought that starting a five-part series in Issue 745 would make it end in Issue 749? It’s not our fault the math didn’t want to cooperate.” Sulvi managed to choke out a laugh through her tears. “That’s a stretch, even for you. Everyone knows that you would have had to start the series in Issue 746.” “Not everyone, apparently,” Zypea sighed. “If there’s anyone Sky should be mad at, it’s me. I was the one who submitted it too early.” “But it was my idea to submit it for her in the first place,” Sulvi argued despondently. “We’re both in hot water.” They sat in silence for a moment, stewing in their thoughts. Not for the first time, Sulvi wished that Sky had never decided to attend Brightvale University. Then she could have submitted her own story and they wouldn’t have gotten themselves into this mess. More than that though, Sulvi missed her other flatmate. It hurt to think that their ill-fated scheme might drive a wedge between them.




Other Stories


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All in the Cards
Moltara City was the same bustling subterranean metropolis it had always been, thought Stealth, a brown Grundo. It was just another day for him. He woke up, panicked at his once-again-missed alarm, ran out of his apartment screaming, and while his arms flailed and his roommate covered his ears, he managed to get to the obsidian quarry on time against all odds.

by opossumman

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Beyond 750
A medieval darkness shrouded the fields of Meridell. In the cottage, two eyes blinked open, followed by two more. The twin heads of Pystry, a Mutant Hissi, blinked at one another, shaking off sleep. Pystry smiled. It was going to be a good day. Today marked the fruition of countless hours of training.

by peirigill

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NeoBoards, Then and Now; Or How to Use the NeoBoards
These past few months the NeoBoards were updated, mainly pertaining to the removal, addition, and changes of the number and topic of boards. Being the NeoBoards is a major feature of Neopets I thought for an anniversary issue we look at the NeoBoards before and after the changes and what type of discussions occur on these boards

by pikachu315111

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How To Find The Perfect Petpetpet
There are 41 different Petpetpets, which might make it hard to decide which one to buy. You can of course just try to find one that matches either your Neopets, or your Petpets colour. But those little bugs all have their own personalities, and some of them might fit your Neopet or Petpet just better than others. Maybe this article can help make the decision a little easier.

by golvenzee

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The Snow Faerie's Quest: Part One
Suddenly, he saw a blur of white coming his way. He ducked his head, and Jack’s launched snowball went right over him. “Ha! You can’t hit me, either!” Sammy smirked. He turned over to where Jack was standing, expecting another snowball to come his way, but instead there was a look of dismay on his face.

by sacados

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Chasing Treasure: Part One
"Well, what did you expect?" Bannok asked, adjusting the helm a degree or two to starboard to catch the shifting wind. "Royal pets. Always got to outdo each other, building bigger palaces and throwing fancier parties." The timbers of the Silver Arkmite creaked as she swung around, the salt-soaked ropes slapping against the mast as the sails filled.

by aethelar



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