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The Pant Devil Attractor

It is well named.

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Just Jelni: Blessing Blunder

Generous faeries will only tolerate so much.

by angul888
The Weight of the Rescue

Find out who is the real MVP of Warf Rescue Team.

by carrotbreath
Protect Your Peas, Please!

But your cape today, available at the Hidden Tower!

by littledude61394
Not an Artist

That's NOT how it's done.

by mythicalcanadian
Head in the Clouds: Cup Antics

When glitches impede your team's victory.

by yoshisislandbandit
Trouble in Paradise: Ideas

Yeah, I think we've all been here...

by chasing_stars44
Sunny Side Up: Team Spirit

The AC commentators have surprisingly poor observational skills.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Chokato Slushie

I SAID CHOKATO!

by cria_sherwood
World Domination

Everyone has a weakness

Also by Myulai

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

YYB - The Disadvantage of Being the Opposing Team

This is just getting ridiculous.

by goldensif
Foul Play

I don't think this was random...

Also by jarviscocker.

by sophieauditore

Slushie Slinger Conundrums

It's starting to make sense

by bittersweet52
Shootout Showdown

If I could just get that Chia to quit laughing at me...

by scechoi
Lame Pun: Altador Cup

Finally, some peace and quiet.

by blackaavar
 
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Kiko Lake Survivors Anonymous



While this intense preparation may lead to victory, it also serves as an opportunity for one notorious team in Neopia to take advantage over all of the rest. For many of us readers, we have been greeted by the terrible “random event” regarding a certain team accepting donations of highly valuable items. These so called “donations” can possess any value, rare ranking, or size imaginable. For some of us, items of great value have been usurped by the winner of last year’s Altador Cup…Team Kiko Lake.



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Unlikely Friends
Royce the Elderly Bruce had spent the first half of his life carrying a sack of mail from one Neohome to another and delivering messages. His assigned locality had been in the suburbs of Neopian Central, and he’d known the area like the back of his right flipper. Each day he’d trudged down the same streets, waved hello to the same group of gossiping Unis trotting down Usuki Avenue, and made his way past a half-dozen Lupes out by their decks. That was all a lifetime ago, before Royce had been swept up in the glamorous world of petpet shows.

by sunbathr

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Venn's Return from the Isolated Island
For Venn, an Orange Lutari left stranded on Lutari Island, that year’s Lutari Day could not have come soon enough. This was the one day of the year on which the storm around the island weakened just enough for magical teleportation through it to be possible.

by mbredboy31

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The Benefits of Joining the Neoboards Today!
Jumping into ongoing conversations can be scary for a new user, but just what are the rewards of taking off your lurker cap and jumping into fellow user discussions?

Also by dragondancer007

by imcatcrazy11


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Trophies For The Cursed!
Turn your horrible luck into a trophy!! In this world where bad luck is good luck I was lucky (unlucky) enough to be a Champion. A Champion at losing. HMMM. One good thing I can say is that losing badly enough comes with a big trophy.

by sanford3581

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Desert Requiem: Part Two
The Grand Hall of Sakhmet Palace, used to being the venue for important audiences, was to bear witness to an event of historic significance that day. Courtiers in their finery took up position on either side of the room, for once not engaging in idle chatter; their expressions were of rapt attention.

by kalnya

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Tribulations of a Quest Sceptic: Part One
Everyone around seemed so fixated upon them, as if nothing could be more important than dashing off to some far-flung region of Neopia in order to retrieve a mirror for an impatient, sneering Dark Faerie, or braving the wilds of some forsaken realm in order to ensure that Edna had Poogle fur clippings to add to her latest, noxious brew.

by anjie



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