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Trouble in Paradise: Fan Mail

It's funny because it's true.

by chasing_stars44
Scream & Shout

He's only manupulative when his favorite foods are on the line.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Eclectic Antics: Writing Tip

A scathing, poignant remark will henceforth be scrawled in this vacuous space.

by amarettoball
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 5

Yeah, he actually has a Doctorate in Chemistry. Not that he uses it.

by june_scarlet
Kiss The Mortog

So not worth it.

Also by stephsie

by tarake_7_7_7

The Fastest Way To The 'Kadoatery - Mew!' Avatar

Another 3 Kads Fed!

by mustikeuh121
Oopsy Daisy

Watch where you pick!

by kouger233
Anniversary - Part 7

Literally ten, chronologically twenty-eight, looks more like seventeen.

by caylista
Unconverted Disadvantages

That is SO embarassing

Also by: mauvus

by roxanna203

Grooming Woes

Grooming isn't easy.

by cherokee165
Strange Brew

After the fall of Faerieland, Xandra's back at it again!

Story by ryac

by cletta

My New Morphing Potion

Or is it ...?

by navalgazer
The Not So Scary Cybunny

What in Neopia?!

by liezelotte8
Squid Slippers: Foster Frustrations

That's better.

by cosmicfire918
The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 3

How?!

by iciclefaerie05
Results May Vary: Giant Squid

Physics? HA! What are those?

by return_of_itsy
Ewww Garlic

Eugh, that's not fair.

by trilce
Sweet Pea

A vanity story

by junkgirl
The Truth About Mutants

Well, that was not as planned.

by goldensif
Got Your Nose!

Hey!

blonde_and_lovin_it2

by meowbey

Mistaken Intentions

I gotta hurry!

Idea by: coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

 
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"Pocket Change" by airickuh
Thanks for coming in to discuss this," Grimilix said to his employees, Castrix and Novix. "No problem, boss," Castrix replied. "You're in charge, after all." "That's true. Well, the Space Station management has given us a job, and I think you two would be well-equipped to handle it... and since you're the only pair of workers not busy this week, that works out nicely." Novix said, "Well, let's hear it." "They want to put a lever into the wall of the Supply Deck." "Okay..." Castrix was silent for a moment. "A lever for what?" "Well, it's a weird request. They say they want a mechanical hand to come out when someone pulls the lever, and take Neopoints from the person who pulled it." "Uh... what?" "Yeah, like I said, it's weird. A way to make some money, I guess... Though it seems more like something Dr. Sloth would do. Oh well, we just do what we're told, right?" "Right. Well, we'll find the supplies and get to work." "All right. Thanks, you two," Grimilix dismissed. Castrix and Novix made their way down to the Supply Deck, where they could find... supplies. (Funny how that works.)




Other Stories


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The Extravagance of Life
They spoke of Adrian's masterpiece, handcrafted by him and funded by the king: the Wheel of Extravagance. Created from exquisite gold and bronze, it was designed as a tourist attraction for the city. A Neopian could pay one hundred thousand Neopoints to spin the wheel, and depending on where it landed, they won a prize.

"And you made sure to make the right parts heavier?" Jazan questioned.

by xyimba


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The Auction
Serena the Shoyru nervously clutched her bag. It contained exactly 12,000 Neopoints—her entire summer savings. It was the last day of vacation and she had come to the Auction House with her best friend, Callie, in hopes of buying something new and exciting. But the sun was sinking lower in the sky, the crowds around the Auction House were starting to thin out, and Serena had not spent any of her Neopoints yet.

by sacados

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Petpets of Neopia
Every Neopet should have a petpet. These cute little creatures teaches Neopets about responsibility and friendship, and can provide countless hours of fun. In this article I have looked at all petpets from the various Neopian lands and narrowed my choices down to three favourites which I feel are the most iconic and best represent the land they hail from.

by aleu1986

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Goparokko Game Guide
Hello everyone and welcome to my guide on how to play Goparokko! In a recent survey I conducted on the Avatar Neoboards, I found that a lot of people are struggling to get the Goparokko avatar. I believe by following the many tips and pointers in this in-depth guide, you'll be showing off your avatar or trophy to your friends and of course, the Tiki Man in no time!

by m0nster_rancher

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The Shade Files - Halloween Nightmare: Part Three
We had been gone for approximately over three hours while we were exploring the tomb and the subsequent battle, yet when we came back, we found ourselves in a slightly altered Neopia. Somehow, during those three hours that we were gone, something drastic must have happened that caused Blizzard to worry about us when we did not return despite Shadow Breeze’s signal earlier.

by lupe_hunter_7

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A Queen's Ascension - Justice: Part Seven
Morgana stood up, causing Vyssa and Tomos to take a step back each. She sighed. “You’re in charge, are you?” She echoed. Her voice was somewhat changed from last time. It had lost the crackly sound to it, and was instead quite clear. It was now smooth as silk and deep. Vyssa couldn’t help but wonder if everything about her had been a lie.

by dudeiloled



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