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	Mundane Insanity I guess even piles of sludge have feelings... by maldijo_uno
	Fun with the Webcam Dude, it's on "normal." by pei_panda_jr
	Why (3!) You'll never hug your pet after painting him again... by redler1
	Milk Money People who want you to donate blood are really vampires... by plumbus
	Get Rich Quick! Just do things the easy way. by silver_taurus
	Neoschool - I HATE Spyders Humm... err... well... SPYDER!! by luliyoyo
	What Really Happened to Kreludor The truth revealed! by orlandothief
	In a Nutshell You wanted the yellow one, right... Idea by sarah123x123 by twosock
	Ever Wondered Why... He needs a clipper. :( by sofiamatias
	Wet Paint HA! An intruder!!! by hippieninja
	Doom From The Darigan Citadel Introducing Neopia's newest game---Neo.... WHAT?! by ren172
	Tails from Home I want a faerie paint brush!!! by fshonbee
	Pointless Nonsense - N00b News Brought to you by Virtupets Inc. by petfriendamy
	Baby Sitting Problems Eeekkk! There's a Baby Kougra in my custard! by pepper_kitten44
	Kiss the... Princess? mwah! Art by invalid_character by silvermare200
	Tiny But Tough Where's my sponge? Idea by jess3153 by crazy_kathy
	The Evilest Crime We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up? by zaniic
	Surprise! Such a ripoff. Idea by maple4ever by jokerqueen
	Open Heart- Epi 5 Let me tell you what happened. by maiinoki
	When Addressing a King pt. 2 Perhaps it runs in the family. by prismfire
	Life With Strip King Altador should watch what he is giving out... by snowickle_111
	Wearable? Is that a WEARABLE hat? O: Idea by sablones by cherry_sakura
	SLORG ATTACK! Here ya go! Idea by _dark_black_star_ by plaid_love
	Pterii Rule! Run!! by liktra
	Last Resorts - Meteors Now where'd that meteor run off to now? +sigh+ by clare1008
	I Want To Be... a Krawk! Concept by x__orlando4eva__x by chikolina
	Trickblue You want this one? by melissa295
	And the Meepits Outgrabe What's wrong? by kittylin
	The Tell-Tale Tails: Sunny Side Up Teaching Neggs to come out of their shell... by nezreeze
	The Bunker Aw! I can't stand to hear a little girl cry... Let me get my earmuffs. by hubadawaha

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Botching Birthdays

Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!

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Finding Snarkie
At precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room...

by silent_snow

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Faeries Don't Forget
We usually ignore her quests as she only heals pets and makes them heavier...

by ira_7700

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Pleasing the Palate of Your Jetsam!
Jetsams may look ferocious and scary, but their favorite place to dine is located in the gorgeous world of Maraqua...

by shade876

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Some How-To Tips on Playing Destruct-O-Match II
All I want to do is give some tips to Neopians who aren't so hot at this game, or want some ways to expand their gaming ability...

by darth_oblivian

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Etana the Coward: Part Six
In just a few paces they'd reach the gateway to the palace, and then they'd meet the guards... and soon after that the whole of Thornstone would know...

by xialavin

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Waiting Out the Storm: Part Four
She nodded very slightly, almost paralyzed with terror. Her eyes opened wider as the two of them simultaneously backed away from the hideous monster. Its eyes followed them...

by mew_mew_matrimony

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