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Issue: 279 | 16th day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	Beware, Mysterious Valentines! Or better yet, beware of Kadoaties bearing gifts... by aiyakhiori
	From Jhudora with Love What more would you expect? by invalid_character
	Don't Play With My Heart Can you fix it? by zelda2222
	Don't Ask... on Valentine's Day! When giving Instant Roses to a friend, make sure the instant part has already happened. by highlordofpenguins
	Finny's Corner Skyy is not a poet, and doesn't know it. by divisible_by_zero
	Squirrilia's Pages: Valentines Day Special A Mysterious Valentines Card! by accasperberry3
	Subnormal Ingenuity -flailflail- by dhej
	Idle Chatter I wouldn't ask, if I were you... by party_hobbit
	Almost Insane: Celebrate Birthdays With Caution Birthday Cakes + Birthday Candles = Total Makeover by vehement
	Define Idiocy Upcoming game: Kougra vs Kougra! by darkness1300
	Gelert Days Have you seen my pile of soot? by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries Have you ever wondered.... by gabeedragon
	A Really Secret Valentine Show you care... or at least try to. by peri0neo
	Von Roo Godori. Very, um, evil. by komodo_matta
	Jubble Bubble What Jubble Bubble can't do... by crazy_kathy
	The Neopian Life Neopian shoppers know no limits. by niumaten
	Common Mistakes Of course we'll play! by blublah81
	Fish Versus Fern Underwater fishing or Gardening supplies? by wirlhwind
	Who Says Lennies Can't Fly? Oh yeah? Concept by blacebrander by m3rcuri
	The Plain Truth: An "Evil" Valentine's Day!? More than evil! Idea by tirrya by kazukazue
	Kougra Comix Guess again! by teenagerobotfan777
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode VII Friend Bob Part II by khestrel
	Faellie Follies: Christmas? What is Fickle doing? by ewanspaz
	The Mind of Max ~ Valentines Special! No! Not a hug! by 0omythical_dragono0
	Edible Pets Why doesn't the Giant Omelette give out Speckled Usuls? by likeomg
	Unhinged Make a wish! by sharkies
	Just Another Comic Get it away from me! I can't stand to look at it! by jamz76
	The Bunker The plot continues... or starts... or, uh..... wait, what was I talking about? by hubadawaha
	neopets: neoventures Why can't Chocolates be eaten? by guardianpinkneko
	Our 7: Heart Attack? Happy Valentines Day!! by flowerchick81
	Refugees Yuck! The Neopian Times is all pink and girly again. by ssjelitegirl
	The Callahan Files You don't need a single neopoint for a Grey Paint Brush. by caloriemuncher
	Nonsense: Valentines Day Urgh, Valentines Day.... by kai_pawz
	Kiko Katastrophe It was bad enough before... by unaagi
	Random Something - Valentines Special IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!! by silvermare200
	The Royalz - The Cheap Valentine Err... It's empty... by mean_to_u
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Happy Valentines Day! by starlet12
	Happy Valentine's No ribbon... Idea by pineapple_apple by xo_madison_ox
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: V-Day Happy Valentines Day! by 0x_freaky_x0
	Kryonus: Valentines Day Aww! by icesmith
	Sweet Valentine Thoughts I made you a muffin... Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Neopups Shenkuu dinner. by coshi_dragonite

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If Giving Gets Growls

Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. And I think I know exactly how to do that. Maybe. Seriously. If you're going to give a gift, make it good. That's my point. Good gifts bring love and happiness. Bad gifts bring anger and violence. No gifts bring depression and more violence. Nobody likes violence. Some people do. I do, to an extent. But not when it's directed at me! And I'm sure you don’t like that very much, either. It's time to rectify this horrible situation!

Other Stories

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Bonju's Punishment
"You know that knife really was for cooking," Bonju explained, keeping a hold of as much dignity as a Blumaroo can while having all his pockets turned inside out...

by treenifer

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The Thornberry Debate
"I don't like pink. Pink is not my kind of color. I am not putting this on market until you get rid of the pink..."

by angelwater630

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Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page
Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.

by summerlove77

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The Anatomy of Random Events
A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06

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One Big Happy Family: Part One
The owner paused for a second. "Hey, Robasia," she began slowly. "How would you feel about a brother or sister?"

by harry135535

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Catching Up: Part Two
Lianar and Arielle took their places in the racers. Their teacher showed them how to start the carriages, and how to start the mechanism that laid down a trail of purple smoke behind them, and waved Arielle to the other side of the field...

by extreme_fj0rd

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