White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

Circulation: 135,120,767

Issue: 264 | 3rd day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	SOOT! No luck with the petpet lab ray? by chewypopcorn
	Petpet Security! Watch your fingers, and your toes... by pyro_blaze_jaguar
	Sausage? What's with the sausage? by weedy_hair
	NeoComp That Kelp Resturant... Part One... by chibikatza
	Done Deal! We are now witnessing a not-so-smart Cybunny. by pantheray
	That's Just Wrong - Pant Devil Someone stole from the Pant Devil? NO WAY! by happychick111
	Another Day Sometimes you can love your petpet too much... by kkadoatery
	Go Crazy I love you. ^_^ by paranoidkit
	The Unusuals When are you going to restock?! by x_xkodiskux_x
	Tazzy and Company Here, a book about juggling... by rubber_ducky_ur_da_1
	The Cybunny of the Noise Welcome, Xyto! ...and by the way, sorry... by castor112010
	Um... What? Water faerie...? by bellamorf
	Confusion Surrounds Me I knew I should have been painted thornberry!! by loveislikelemons2
	Just a Normal Day in Neopia poke by beela7
	Biscuit Pets Even biscuits need help. by me_like_juice
	Pixelated Just a weird idea about Altadorian prizes. by hauyne
	The Pant Devil Battle What's this for a weapon? by siri_magatsu
	Ooooh, Celebrity o_O Can I get your autograph? by mormorbritt
	Evil Feepit #10 All Gelerts are brave... well, most of them at least... by fmoura_98
	Pwned by Pets I'd like to buy an Acko Piggy Bank, please! by deannanicole
	Tea Time - Lollypop Joy Yay! I have a lollypop! :D by kleptie
	Dandilion Tails: You Should Feed Him MONEY Draik Egg: 3 mil pure. Idea by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Just Posin' Trugmorik the Mighty. by elfwick
	Why Bother? prod prod by sweet_card
	Atomic Wedgie Every Neopian's secret wish. Script by patjade by aiyakhiori
	N3oW3IRD Episode 06 Airborne! by neekko
	T4U: Based on True Events! King Altador hands you... by sheep_416
	Comic Chronicles: Plot Perils I'm on a roll! by xrebels
	Skyhigh - Ghosts All I wanted to do was help you dig ;_; by elyse597
	A Haunted Woods Plot comic WHOA! by zimpy222
	Stuck in the Neopet House It's a fun night for graverobbing... by spotthechelsey
	Wildernessz Wild! "Dirt Donuts" by hamsterspirit
	Spooky Somehow this doesn't seem right... by ghostkomorichu
	Slorg Day! We've dug so many of them out of those graves in the Haunted Woods. ;) by tehhotbird

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Squish Tactics

Yes, it's true; there is yet ANOTHER dice game in Neopia! Don't worry; you don't have to roll the die in this game, all you have to do is... SQUISH THEM TO A PULP! Sorry, I got a little overzealous there, but that is what you have to do to them, squish them. Being the newest game to hit Roo Island it is bound to be a hit, so why not join the fun?

Other Stories

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Yoinked: The Grundo Thief's Story
Though he had just started the job not long ago, he was a reliable and efficient worker, taking his responsibility as the vat filler very seriously. No blobs of red, blue or yellow color went in any vat but its own, and thus, every plushie produced was of the highest quality. This is why he was the first to notice the missing plushies...

by rissa714

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Succeeding
"You know, if you showed a bit of energy, people might be a bit more tempted to adopt you." The blue Zafara in the cell opposite her was leaning on the bars. He shrugged. "Just a suggestion, of course..."

by ruff_zette

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Underwater Fishing
This fished-out stuff isn't junk!

by eevee13579

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Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial Guide
Just keep squishing, just keep squishing...

by danman111111

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Silver Flames: Part One
"We won a free trip to Kiko Lake! Isn't that great?" I practically yelled to the entire house. I could hardly contain my excitement...

by scar19

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The Thirteenth Key: Part Two
The floor was swollen and uneven. The whole room bobbed up and down gently from the waves. "I see you're up," commented a voice from a corner of my room. I quickly turned my head to find who had spoken...

by writer190

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