White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

Circulation: 155,374,162

Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7

Comics

	Island Babe and Friends: Potato Counter An easy and tasty way to count potatoes! ^_^ by syas82301
	The Happiest Quiggle Me, disappointed? by nut862
	Ai Yi Aisha Let me go!! by yami13331
	Stuck in the Lost Desert Don't worry ya'self 'bout it, lassie. by spotthechelsey
	Squish! Something has happened! by pocky_of_doom
	Spooky It's better not to ask.... by ghostkomorichu
	The Adventures of Help! I always thought Sloth looked rather Lupe-ish! by raptor291
	Whiskers & Wings Careful what you quest for... by mutantzombiebaby
	Starry Stuff And he's doing pretty well... Also by xtedelindax by marilltachiquin
	My Life as a Strawberry That tricky tree.... by ninavogel
	A Plus! He's got a magic pencil. by courtney1625
	The Misfortunes of Owning a Petpet It was a nice idea, but... Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Notions and Nonsense I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter... Art by 0523ck by patjade
	Neo Days New shoes... by vira8
	grammer polease It are not easily to speak good under the pressure! by _vespa
	Just Let Us Win the Jackpot! PLEASE, we can't take any more of this gross food! by k_aren_z
	Randomness But you can have my grarrl vote! by _night_walker_
	Hannah and the Job Hunt A good job is hard to find... by lightfaerie5259
	Helter Skelter! Now that's just plain unhygienic. Art by twistyness by pockybox
	Qnde & Szoo: Illusen's Quest Cream or jam? Whatever... by shubi5
	InkSpot! Ghosts don't eat. by spookyfloof
	Charm Series Oh noes! I have turned into sand! But.. I may have an advantage... by lenna100
	Neopian Insanity Next Level: Puree. Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	Deja Vu Pencils, and tutus, and ghosts, oh my! by eilatan175
	Korbat Comedy No, wait, it's just a game! by kougra__master
	Neopia Magnified Run, Pant Devil! RUN!!! by coco_dog_92
	Why Blue Draik Eggs? Mew. by tamia_silverwing
	Awkweird No wonder Techmendous doesn't spend time in the kitchen....... by celestialearthenmage
	Smelly Nelly "Is itchy." by i_hate_backstabbers
	Just Great Math is really amazing... by jeaniesofatso
	Maraquan Living The life of a Maraquan Stalker is a hard one... Okay, maybe not. Bon Appetit! x) by dragonball_queen
	Fiesty Freaks Darn it! by eevilbirdiezuh
	Shark Bait Mwahahaha!! by linnipooh
	Forget-me-not And another way to get treasure from Snowager's Cave... but better not try it o.O by firefree_girl
	Mootix Madness - We Have a Winner Pt. 2 Oh! Oh! There it is! by leoness
	The Neo397's Christmas Special P. 1 What is the surprise? by isaiahdjkim

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"The Chokato Table" by ray795
She was not musical or artistic. She couldn't draw and her writing wasn't good. She barely passed her classes in school and was always teased. So every year for her owner's birthday, Arya could never find anything to give to her...

Other Stories

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The Unraveling Truth
"BEGONE!" Sloth shouted behind me...

by bookworm01

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For the Love of a Good Schmoonie
Perhaps it was something to do with the fact that Naughty Little Riff the Schmoonie was currently in the process of smearing tchea berries all over the walls...

by shamisenrat

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Undercover Stories: Is Sloth the Happiness Faerie?
These are the recordings of a brave soul who went to discover the truth and never returned. May her thoughts always rest in peace, for her mission was never complete.

by accidence

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Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?
I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.

by korbatcutie14

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The Pirate Writer: Part Two
Captain Woodbeak began walking downstairs. "Sleep well, pirates. I 'ave a very important job for you in the morning."

by czenko28

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Inexorable: Part Two
Concentrating his anger and frustration into a textbook launch, Ryddle pushed off, away from the house, away from Sylver, away from everything...

by haannsolo

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