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Thank You, Marina ...?

Did Marina really help? Collab with rurirawr

by fivemilliononly
The Return of "Dr. Sloth"

This meeting will now come to order... Collab with acherub & kailey_kitty1995

by heart_stealer292
The Alien Silent Disco

Great music, great vibes, everyone's having fun... right?

by musiclives2001
The Daily Grind

Rise and Grind, Princess! Collab with kisses & perfect

by mrbrucettesdad
The Tournament Pt 21

Ralvy! Collab with nostalgicneopian & luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
Not in the Job Description

Welcome to your job at the Call Center! Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep
Are you Cirrusly Crabby?

Choose your words wisely this summer... Collab with sportyangel3338

by i_lovee_icecream
Tonu Manifestation

Works every time.

by us_babez_rock
Darkest Corner: I scream for Ice-Cream!

Sweet dreams!

by dark_elfa
Better Than You

This contestant likes a good challenge. Collab with coolman233312

by lightningtrouble_65
Really, Taelia?

This happened more than once actually

by chocokelle
How to Play Food Club

Just follow the bets of others

by obaraten
The Nut Farm

She's helping... really!

by ramheart
Courteous Host

They say he knows his way...

by rebelchihuahua
Fruit Chia for Altador Cup

I wish there was a Fruit Chia in the Altador Cup! Collab with kindled

by serebii251
 
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"A Post-Fyora Faerieland" by the_academy_awards
The grey curse has finally lifted, and much of Neopia has reawakened in a wash of colour. There’s one land that will not recover so easily, having been bruised by dark feelings of various types: Faerieland. Fyora’s abdication and the subsequent dissolving of the Faerie Monarchy have rattled a recovering Neopia, none more so than the citizens of Faerieland itself. Questions are swirling; What is this Council? Who will be on it? When will things go back to normal? Where is Fyora now? I, Gorel Goldenrod, headed to the beleaguered region to get some on-the-ground insight, starting with the governance changes. “I’m not focused on who sits on what Council,” A Koi, Gissog, stops sweeping and wipes his brow. His home, a small island dotted by closely-entwined trees within a lake of The Forest of Fay, was badly damaged by the void attack, though you wouldn’t know it from the outside. “The priority should be repairing our homes first, it’s what I would do. I can kip well enough under the water, but a meerca? They’re not doing that.” I ask if he’s seen Faeries – of any type – help folks like him repair the damage. “A few,” He shrugs. “Mostly Earth Faeries. They can’t help but give quests, but they know we’re stressed. One asked me for ‘That stick. That one. In particular,’ Just a regular stick three feet away. When I gave it to her, she grew my trees and wound them together, then blessed them with a defence spell.” After that, I walk the paths of The Forest of Fay, talking with...




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King Skarl’s Big Adventure
King Skarl slouched on his throne, staring moodily at the Yellow Lupe who stood hopefully before him. The Lupe shuffled his feet and smiled nervously. Hesitantly, he spoke. Collab with firefoxtails

by geneames1

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The White Weewoo and the Black Gathow
On a large and beautiful farm, there was a huge herd of Babaa Petpets. The entire area was surrounded by a vast orchard filled with fruit trees.

by garibaldo__

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Lost Desert Travel Brochure
South of the Haunted Woods is a land rich in magic, treasure, and adventure: The Lost Desert.

by halondrus

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Faerie Fragments: Tower Mode
Welcome back! In this article, I’ll go beyond the basics in Faerie Fragments to cover everything you need to know about the Tower Challenge! Check out my previous articles if you are new to the game itself.

by maivry

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Triccity's Travels: Shenkuu
I had spent the autumn in Avis and Altador, and now I was headed for the final region on my tour of Neopia: Shenkuu.

by 77thbigby

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The Petpet Field Guide: Part 1
A wandering naturalist's journal documenting Petpets in their native habitats.

by esoterraca



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