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Collab with luc187 and nostalgicneopian

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Skipping a Beat

And they were hoping to stay dry today! Collab with justinballin

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The Great Neopian Bake-Off!

Who will be victorious?

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Shiny, Part 3

Ah, the Y9 generation...

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Collab with silly_mistake

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A New Constellation

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A Festival of Neggs Surprise

WAHHH! Collab with truebrony

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Neopia Noir

Employee Appreciation Day at the Space Station

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Boxley & Friends - Part 2: The Vent

*Don't lose Max!*Collab with Plasticprep4eva and qlobal

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Faerie Foods for Every Occasion



Every Neopian can remember with vivid clarity the first time they ever stepped foot into Faerie Foods. My own memories of the occasion include a lot of drooling and not a lot of blinking as I stared with astonishment at the glass display cases featuring winged vegetables, bubbles filled with sugary goodness, and sparkling treats in every color of the rainbow. I was just a young Xweetok without a Neopoint to my name, and I remember begging my older sister to let me try just one thing. She bought an Earth Faerie Cookie Sandwich and split it with me, and my young mind was absolutely blown. “Lunch AND dessert in one?!” I remember exclaiming. “What will Faeries think of next?” Since that fateful day, I’ve been a faithful patron of Faerie Foods, and I’ve sampled just about every delicacy in the entire shop. I’ve become an expert in curating gourmet food experiences for any meal and any occasion. Now it’s time to share my wealth of knowledge with you! Breakfast The most important meal of the day must be marked by some of the tastiest goodies Faerie Foods has to offer! To start your day off on the right foot (or wing), you’ll need the proper nutrition. I recommend a scrumptious bowl of Enchanting Strawberry Cereal, which contains all of the vitamins and minerals for a growing Neopet. For extra protein, you can’t go wrong with the Faerie Fried Egg, which is dusted with faerie dust and is served on the most adorable pan you’ve ever seen in your life. A serving of the classic Fluffy Faerie Pancakes will delight any young Neopet at your table, while older pets might prefer a bowl of Sparkling Faerie Porridge to keep them warm and full throughout the day. The perfect beverage to wash down your morning meal is Jhuidah’s Tangy Fruit Juice, which is a tropical blend of fruits that changes varieties with the seasons. Lunch For a lighter meal, one of my favourite combinations is the veggie-laden Celestial Salad paired with a steaming hot bowl of Soup Faerie Soup, a duo sure to keep you energized for the rest of the day. If you’ve got a bigger appetite and are looking for a meal with more variety, the Fyora Day Bento Box will impress you with its carefully curated treats and beautiful design. A classic sandwich like the Nutty Cheese Surprise might be just what you need for a quick meal on the go. And don’t forget to freshen up before you go back to work or school with a couple of Fire Faerie Breath Mints! Afternoon Snack Sweet like a cookie but chock-full of vegetable-y goodness, the Veggie Flower Cracker is the perfect healthy snack for a young pet. A bag of Enchanted Popcorn might be challenging to eat before the pieces float away, but it’s so tasty that it’s well worth the effort. The Faerie Carrot 2.0 is indeed superior to its predecessor and will amaze you with its delicate crunch and sweet flavour.



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