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The Restocker's Road Is Paved With Gold

Why buy one expensive item, when you can buy hundreds of cheap items?

by tallydepp
Neoboards: Friend or Foe

Just a warning to all out there, the bullied and the bullies!

by _9_faithauthor_9_
The Hidden Wonders of Neopia Central

Wondering how to spend yet another day? Here are just a few wonderful and exciting places to visit in Neopia Central.

by alma_jean
The Competition That Is For You!

You will never again question your ability to enter competitions!

by gottalovexweetok
Have You EVER Made King Skarl Laugh?

You know how if you get King Skarl to laugh, you get an item? I reckon that you should get Neopoints.

by india10000
Guide to Finishing a Quest for the Brain Tree

You can't really expect a tree to start walking across Neopia in search of the answers to its own question, can you? No, I didn't think so. So be a kind citizen and help him out.

by sir_serene
Biscuit or Cookie: A Guide to Biscuit Brigade

Who doesn't love a game where you get to make things explode while guarding a precious plate of chocolate chip cookies?

by plutoplus1
The 10 Coolest Ways to Revamp Your Old Gallery!

Here are some of the coolest ways to revamp your gallery, without breaking the bank or taking away from that Baby Paint Brush fund.

by indulgences
Turn That Frown Upside Down: Keeping a Neopet Happy

There were now four possible emotions for pets to express: happiness, sadness, anger, and sickness.

by dabubby1999
Wonders of the Wishing Well

Does it grant any wish in Neopia? Does the amount of money you drop in matter?

by pikakeet
The Other Side of Tombola

A gripping account of my attempt to unmask one of Neopia's most famous residents!

by sparkle_grundy
Do You Support Sloth?

Maybe he just wants to cause a ruckus? Whatever the case, you need to decide now if you are for or against him. Take this simple quiz to find out!

by confiserie
 
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"Sloth and Jelly" by mookie99
Sloth was bored. Not because there was nothing to do, but because there was too much to do—and he had done it all. He had changed Random Theme Wednesday to Random Acts of Evil Wednesday, he had created his own Neovision show, he had turned Terror Mountain into a giant slushie… he had done everything. And now there was nothing left to do. "Underling!" he shouted...




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How Long Horizon
He accomplished his dream of going beyond the clouds, but he left something behind...

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The Wocky and the Moehog
"Good! I was only joking anyway! I'm glad!" Renliah shouted after them. She waited until they were out of sight...

by lovebug__

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Another Hero's Journey: Dreams - Part Eight
"Do you pledge to protect Meridell from the forces that may threaten it to the best of your ability and fight for justice and freedom?"

by precious_katuch14

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The Magical Coconut Mission: Part Four
Phobic gasped in horror as the small satchel containing the magical coconut was snatched from him. He reached to grab it back, only to be met with the threatening edge of a jewelled blade...

Also by chivo

by anjie


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Funny Invisibility? Not Really
You can do funny things...

Also by rose_cel

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Coconut Shy
Poor Coconut Shy Man

by ouran



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