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Issue: 1064 | 28th day of Hiding, Y28 |
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 | A Look at Neopian Mutant HistoryTake a visit on early days of Neopia and understand the origin of Mutant Day
by cosmonauta |  | The Gourmet Club's Mutant Day BanquetIt’s that time of the year again when we celebrate Neopia’s delightfully unconventional and wonderfully unique pets, the Mutants!
by lornsky |  | A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly NeopetWelcome! Does your creepy Neopet need a friend? Well, there are plenty of creepy Petpets in Neopia to keep your pet company!
by _brainchild_ |  | Petpets I Would Feed to Florg the Mutant ChiaLet’s be for real, not all Petpets are created equal. Some Petpets are adorable little companions that deserve hugs, forehead kisses, and comfy beds for peaceful sleeps. Others look creepy, or weird, or like they’re staring directly into your soul. Collab with togepwi & qlobal
by m_hero18 |  | A Survival Guide for Prospective Baby Mutant OwnersBy a Neopian Who Was Not Prepared for This
by nhooda92 |  | 10 Mutant Candies Everyone Should TryThere’s no denying that I, Florg, am a food expert. Of course, Florg has tried every possible Neopian food...
by safira_2002 |  | Never Have I Ever Had a Mutant Pet safety is guaranteed by avoiding extra eyes and unusual limbs. I simply overlooked these misunderstood creatures...
by cranberyyy |  | Mutant Neobusiness Communication GuideA guide to help you communicate with your fellow Mutant.
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"The Mutant Meetup" by stella_123_5
In the Haunted Woods, you had two choices for lighting — dim or flickering. And if you were especially unlucky, there was no choice at all, and you ended up with both.
(Unless you moved to Neovia — but who could afford that these days?)
The break room behind Marvin's thrift store was one of these unlucky places. The Mutant Chomby had done his best to brighten it up and make it seem a little more inviting, of course — there were candles everywhere, and the little folding table in the corner had a generous selection of snacks and sodas, with a note to "help yourself!".
But it was a still a moderately dark room, filled with creepy candles, in a quiet part of the Haunted Woods.
In short, it wasn't really the ideal atmosphere for a support group.
(They all kept showing up anyway.)
Niki the Mutant Usul filled up a paper plate with some chocolate chip cookies (her favourite!), and grabbed a Neocola (not so much, but it seemed a waste to pick a water). After a moment's hesitation, she picked up a gummy rat too. It made her feel like such a stereotype to like spooky food as much as she did; but sue her, she did!
She nibbled on a cookie as she made her way to the circle of chairs in the middle of the room. It was still early — other than Marvin, Jakey the Yurble was the only other one there. He blinked his eye and waved his tentacles in greeting. Niki blinked all three of hers back in response, with a grin.
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 Old News
The clinking of forks against plates barely managed to fight its way past the cacophonous roar of the many, MANY Neopians dining at Exquisite Ambrosia, with their voices coming off instead as a meek set of pin drops in comparison to the crowd...
by opossumman |
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 The Potion Collector’s Catastrophe
Bramble, the Blue Meerca, had always been a collector. Some Neopets collected stamps. Others collected plushies, or rare foods. But Bramble collected Transmogrification Potions...
by kindnessx |
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 Team Sloth Returns
Alarms continued to pulse throughout Virtupets Station. From the crowded marketplaces of the Commerce Ring to the silent docking bays along the outer hull, emergency lights flashed across every corridor...
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