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Faerie Foods for Every Occasion


by ellienib

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Every Neopian can remember with vivid clarity the first time they ever stepped foot into Faerie Foods. My own memories of the occasion include a lot of drooling and not a lot of blinking as I stared with astonishment at the glass display cases featuring winged vegetables, bubbles filled with sugary goodness, and sparkling treats in every colour of the rainbow. I was just a young Xweetok without a Neopoint to my name, and I remember begging my older sister to let me try just one thing. She bought an Earth Faerie Cookie Sandwich and split it with me, and my young mind was absolutely blown. “Lunch AND dessert in one?!” I remember exclaiming. “What will Faeries think of next?”

     Since that fateful day, I’ve been a faithful patron of Faerie Foods, and I’ve sampled just about every delicacy in the entire shop. I’ve become an expert in curating gourmet food experiences for any meal and any occasion. Now it’s time to share my wealth of knowledge with you!

     Breakfast

          

The most important meal of the day must be marked by some of the tastiest goodies Faerie Foods has to offer! To start your day off on the right foot (or wing), you’ll need the proper nutrition. I recommend a scrumptious bowl of Enchanting Strawberry Cereal, which contains all of the vitamins and minerals for a growing Neopet. For extra protein, you can’t go wrong with the Faerie Fried Egg, which is dusted with faerie dust and is served on the most adorable pan you’ve ever seen in your life. A serving of the classic Fluffy Faerie Pancakes will delight any young Neopet at your table, while older pets might prefer a bowl of Sparkling Faerie Porridge to keep them warm and full throughout the day. The perfect beverage to wash down your morning meal is Jhuidah’s Tangy Fruit Juice, which is a tropical blend of fruits that changes varieties with the seasons.

     Lunch

          

For a lighter meal, one of my favourite combinations is the veggie-laden Celestial Salad paired with a steaming hot bowl of Soup Faerie Soup, a duo sure to keep you energized for the rest of the day. If you’ve got a bigger appetite and are looking for a meal with more variety, the Fyora Day Bento Box will impress you with its carefully curated treats and beautiful design. A classic sandwich like the Nutty Cheese Surprise might be just what you need for a quick meal on the go. And don’t forget to freshen up before you go back to work or school with a couple of Fire Faerie Breath Mints!

     Afternoon Snack

          

Sweet like a cookie but chock-full of vegetable-y goodness, the Veggie Flower Cracker is the perfect healthy snack for a young pet. A bag of Enchanted Popcorn might be challenging to eat before the pieces float away, but it’s so tasty that it’s well worth the effort. The Faerie Carrot 2.0 is indeed superior to its predecessor and will amaze you with its delicate crunch and sweet flavour. A tray of Delicate Faerie Nachos is the perfect snack to share with friends. And for some savoury goodness in a conveniently portable shape, the darling Faerie Dumplings are perfect for on-the-go snacking.

     Dinner

          

When you come home after a long day, sometimes you just want a zero-effort meal that still tastes delicious. This combination will impress your dinner guests while being easy on your wallet. The star of the show is the Heavenly Roast Turkey, which looks divine on the table and pairs beautifully with a Faerie Baked Potato. For your herbivorous guests, a Vegetarian Fyora Day Taco is both scrumptious and filling. Any guest with a simpler palate will be pleased with a bowl of Spaghetti Faerie Hoops. To round out your meal, the Faerie Artichoke is a particularly exemplary vegetable that is sure to have even the pickiest eaters reaching for a leaf.

     Dessert

          

Faerie Foods is famous for its plethora of sweet treats that are almost too pretty to eat! My favourite classic dessert is the Raspberry Faerie Bubble, which combines a fun shape with a delicate flavour. For baked goods, you can’t beat the Faerie Festival Cake, which is so glorious it’s even considered a gourmet food. The best ice cream is the Strawberry Faerie Sundae, laden with delicious toppings and enchanted not to melt, perfect for cooling you down on a hot day. The Sparkling Mint Dessert will delight your senses as it fizzes on your tongue. And for a traditional Faerieland treat, a batch of Fyora Day Cupcakes will put you in the proper spirit to commemorate our beloved queen.

     Picnic

          

When the sun is shining and new flowers are beginning to emerge from the earth, many Neopians love nothing more than to grab a checkered blanket and a basket full of goodies and enjoy a few hours enjoying the fresh air with their friends. Snacks from Faerie Foods are particularly well-suited to the picnic environment and will look beautiful nestled in a woven basket. A Flying Faerie Veggie Platter will hover conveniently out of reach of ants and allow for stress-free snacking. A delightful Faerie Orange can be easily peeled and shared among friends for a sweet and refreshing treat. For a more filling snack, the Pigalicious Ham Sandwich is renowned across Neopia as one of Faerieland’s finest creations. If your sandwich preferences tend towards sweet rather than savoury, the Shenkuu Faerie Cookie Sandwich will satisfy your every craving. And no picnic meal would be complete without an adorable and delicious drink: my personal favourite is the Thornberry Parasol Faerie Punch.

     Showing Off

          

When you lose count of the number of digits in your bank account and price is no object, Faerie Foods has some extraordinarily fine foods that are sure to impress even seasoned Kelp diners. Delicate and perfectly chewy, the Faerie Block Mallows are the perfect palate cleanser between courses. For the bravest Neopians, the Fire Faerie Red Pepper has a delightful crunch and an astonishing kick. The Earth Faerie Mushroom is highly nutritious and is best as a thinly sliced garnish on a delicious Bacon Belly Buster sandwich. For a simple yet out-of-this-world treat, the Ultra Nova Pop will blow both your budget and your mind.

     There you have it, a guide to the finest culinary treats at Faerie Foods for every occasion. I seem to have worked up quite an appetite writing this article… guess I’ll take my own advice and swing by Faerie Foods for another delicious meal! This is Solanza, Faerie Foods connoisseur, signing out.

 
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