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The Lost Prophecy: Part One

A startling prophecy, a mysterious conspiracy, and, above all, that green-and-white satellite in the sky...

by cursedpens
Alfred Quenton, Villain Extraordinaire: Part One

"Monstrous Lupe and skinny Ogrin boy, you are about to receive a once-in-a-lifetime offer! Although you may be pathetic and wimpy now, I will mold you into mighty villains to be feared and respected. All you have to do is sign here and here."

by thedoggirl_97
 
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"Mind and Matter" by sporty2443
Jhudora grumbled to herself as she trudged through the thick underbrush of the forest surrounding Glory Hollow. Normally, she would be sending out some Neopet with too much time on his hands to gather her potion ingredients for her. All it required in exchange was a cheap magical trinket that she could proceed to convince him was an "artefact"...




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What We See in the Dark
"My, my my. Aren't you lovely?"

If only flowers could run.

by miharu_mizuneko


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The Citadel's Sacrifice
Bugles sounded as the Citadel folk took arms. Everyone was rushing about, growls in their throats, eyes red. War was to be waged...

by trotterat

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How to Dress Like a Neopian Villain
We chose some of the most famous Neopian villains – Jhudora, Hubrid Nox, Eliv Thade, and Mr. Krawley...

Also by amarillida

by martia_elior


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Neopians Claim Oracle is Evil
This morning, the oracle of the obelisk was sighted doing "something suspicious."

Also by homsar_eggplant

by parody_ham


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Queen of Fishing
I'm going to catch the biggest fish!

Idea by christinehmackay

by tsuki_the_noodle


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Usul and Kacheek
...talk about hobbies

Idea by spirochetes

by linnipooh




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